Whoops! Registered Sex Offender Working For Kirkwood School District
Posted on December 21, 2009
| The Editor
You know that creepy cafeteria worker at your kids school and seems to look a little too long while shoveling the creamed corn? …I mean he’s weird, but its a school…they don’t actually hire people that would…you know…nothing to worry about.
Oh wait. Your kid doesn’t go to the Kirkwood School District do they?
Ok, then go ahead and worry. They hire molesters there.
Think about that everyone that hasn’t molested a kid and can’t find a job!
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Wash U More Dangerous Than UMSL?
Posted on December 18, 2009
| The Editor
A week ago we posted a little something about a woman getting attacked in a bathroom at UMSL’s north city campus.
Yeah, we hear North St. Louis is a “very safe” part of town in general if you disregard all the murders and muggings.
But wait! Were we wrong with our flippant remarks about north city and UMSL? Maybe. We had someone contact us about the matter!
Here’s what they said:
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Dudes House Gets Jacked Twice, Probably Deserved it Though
Posted on December 16, 2009
| The Editor
According to the Globe-Democrat, some guy in South St. Louis got his home invaded twice and shot once. Also I heard his Tivo didn’t tape So You Think You Can Dance, so you can imagine how horrible his life is now.
St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department responded to a report of a home invasion and shooting around 1 a.m. Tuesday morning. Investigators said five men attempted a home invasion at a residence in the 2200 block of Osage Street.
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Nelly Robbed! Black Guy in Hooded Sweatshirt Crime Spree Continues
Posted on December 14, 2009
| The Editor
We took a little unscheduled break on Friday, and apparently we can’t ever do that again as the minute our guard was down Nelly got robbed!
Police said Nelly, who’s real name is Cornell Haynes, Jr., was not home at the time, but three other people were there. The suspect grabbed a backpack full of electronics and was confronted by someone inside the home. The robber left the home with the backpack and got into a black GMC Envoy.
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Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge
Posted on December 14, 2009
| The Editor
Joe Strauss is reporting on STLToday.com that Cardinals third basemen, and the current leader to be the starter there come spring has been arrested on a DWI charge in Maryland Heights
Cardinals third baseman David Freese was arrested in St. Louis County early Saturday morning on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, Maryland Heights police confirmed Sunday.
Maryland Heights police did not make available an incident report Sunday, but sources familiar with the case confirmed Freese was arrested in the early-morning hours.
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Woman Attacked in UMSL Bathroom
Posted on December 10, 2009
| The Editor
Nothing worse than being at a night class and then getting attacked when trying to take a leak.
Campus police say they are following several leads. They say the attack happened about around 4:20 p.m. Tuesday in the Social Science and Business building.
School officials maintain UMSL is a very safe campus, although this is the second time this year that a potentially dangerous situation was reported on campus.
Yeah, we hear North St.
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Man Found Dead at Quik Trip, Probably Tried Hot Dog
Posted on December 7, 2009
| The Editor
You pull up to the Quik Trip, park and race out. You’ve had to pee for about 39 miles now and you thought you make it until you got home. You were wrong. You’ve been battling your bladder all night on the road, this Quik Trip rest room is going to your Waterloo and you don’t care.
Try the door. Locked.
“Dammit. Figures!” you think to yourself.
It seems like an entirety passes.
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Ryan Huff Rape Case Delayed Until New Year
Posted on December 1, 2009
| The Editor
The last time we updated you on the charges against former KFNS producer Ryan Huff, we had this as the next step:
The case is #09JE-CR00165-01 “The State vs Ryan A. Huff” and will be heard by Judge Mark T Stoll. There is a pre-trial set for November 13, 2009, with the actual jury trial starting on November 30th, 2009.
…so its no wonder we started getting emails this last week for updates on this case since it appears that the wheels were finally in motion.
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Stupid Canadian Wanted to Get Shot Down, Instead Lands in Missouri
Posted on November 5, 2009
| The Editor
Lets say you are a sad Canadian that apparently wants to die. Oh wait, lets also say you are a freaking moron…and oddly enough, have a pilot’s license. What’s the suicide move?
Would you have decided to hop in a plane, and try to fly across the US border hoping to get shot down only to have that not happen, and then keep flying until you have to make an emergency landing in Missouri?
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Someone Threw Away a Body in Pacific
Posted on November 4, 2009
| The Editor
According to KSDK:
The Major Case Squad is investigating a body found in an apartment complex trash bin.
The body was found Tuesday afternoon at the Monroe Woods Apartments in Pacific.
You want details? Well guess what crimestoppers!
Investigators have not said if the body is that of a man or a woman, nor have they commented on how it appears the person died.
The apartment complex is located off Monroe Street, just a few hundred yards from Interstate 44.
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