Doing it Right: Guy Too Drunk to Know He’s Been Stabbed Guy Puts Drugs Up His Ass in Hopes of Future Jail Use Do Not Stop When You Drive Through St. Louis, You Will Get Robbed MetroLink Security: Pay No Attention to the Murders All Good Relationships Start With a Great Story Like This Mardi Gras Was a Blast David Lee Sperry Shot a Guy and then Lit Him on Fire Adults Visit High School, Beat Up Freshman Guy Robs Creve Coeur Dollar Store, Gets Away With Tens of Dollars Denise Cooke is in Trouble for Child Endangerment, Thought This Was America Police Chief Dotson is Already Getting Good at the Crime Numbers Math Game East St. Louis: Where You Can Get Robbed While at Church Popular Bluff Man Beats Parents With Baseball Bat, Tells Police The Central West End Has a Flasher St. Louis Thieves and Michael Strahan Love Subway Porn Shop Owners’ South County Home Penetrated By Two Guys Merry Christmas Poor St. Louis Kids! Said the Guy That Stole Your Presents Someone Is Stealing Your Amazon Shipments That Must Have Been One Really Bad Hair Cut Well She Certainly Looks Like She’s Learned Her Lesson… Vernita Bruce Is Not Don King, So Just Stop Making Those Jokes Now. Frankly It’s A Bit Lazy. Jordan Prince Strangles Babies South County Woman Beats the Hell Out of Her Possibly Demonic Grandmother Horrible Foreign Guy Nearly Kills Pregnant Woman, Smashes Daycare Woman Arrested For DUI After Passing Out in a Hardee’s Drive Through Some Guy Shot a Dog Twelve Times Guy Gets Shot After Offering to be the Designated Driver Horrible Face-Shooting Thieving D*ckhead Brought to Justice St. Louis: Where Bank Robbers Yell “Go Cards!” Old Timey Gossip Columnist Jerry Berger Accused of Sexual Misconduct Clayon Police Are Looking For a Serial Groper Guy Shoots Himself in the Leg During Traffic Stop East St. Louis’ Curfew is Already Working Baron Calmese Jr. is a Huge Butthole KMOV’s Matt Sczesny Got Beat Up Death Over Pork Steaks The Uncle Bill’s Owner Was Kidnapped Five Escape From Pike County Jail, One of Them Has Crazy Eyes Guy Stabs Another Guy Downtown Over a Bag of Cheetos Guy Gets Fifth DWI With Four Kids in the Car The Best Way to Keep Your Car From Being Stolen is to Leave Your Child in There Mother of the Year: Krystal Rushing of Rosewood Heights, IL Mid Rivers Elementary Had a Convenient Pot Source Man Charged With Showing a Kid His Penis at a Brentwood Home Depot St. Louis Drug Dealers Are Horrible Salesmen Three Women Attack a Red Lobster Waitress That is One Ugly Mother-Puncher! If You See a Guy On His Porch in Maplewood Who Looks Like He’s Jacking It, He Probably Is St. Louis Area Police Brace For More Violence, Practice Shooting Stoic Figures St. Charles Police Catch a Predator Dateline Style! The Public is a Little Less Safe Tonight Because the Director of Public Safety Got Burglarized City of Shrewsbury On the Lookout For Kissy Cop Impersonator One Ice Cream Truck, Two Robberies Drunk Couple Arrested For Skinny Dipping BREAKING: Creepy-Looking Guy Does Something Totally Creepy Even the Cops Don’t Want to Walk the Streets of St. Louis Crazy Wright City Man Fake Booby Traps His Truck, Ends Up in Real Jail You Should Always Carry Weed, It Might Save Your Life Pedro Chavez is a Determined Molester Belleville Woman Calls 911 Because Her Husband Took Her Beer Sweet Hiding Place Bro New in St. Louis: People Getting Shot For NOT Buying Drugs The Last Last Samurai Got Arrested in Kirkwood Guy Busted Making Meth in White Castle Parking Lot Lady Flings Cat Litter at Some Guy, Gets Arrested for Battery Stealing and Trading 2,000 Mice for Heroin is Harder Than You’d Think Warrenton Banks Are So Easy to Rob You Can Do It Drunk! Guy Confesses to Molestation During a Job Interview with Police, Goes to Jail Nazi Zombies May or May Not Have Attacked Chesterfield Over the Weekend Your Daily Meth News: Stolen Licenses and the Walmart Lady Returns Highlights From the St. Charles County Incident Report Guy Gets Saved and Then Arrested for Assault St. Louis Started a Washington Avenue Curfew A Bunch of Snakes Were Stolen From the Aquarium in the City Museum The Valley Park Mayor is So Exhausted He Argued, Ran and Spit on the Police Someone Was Making Meth in the South County Walmart Heroin Must Make You Hot or Something Woman Arrested For Beating Up Kid and Not Having Enough Eyebrow Hair Some Guy Got Shot in the Face While Leaving His Apartment Police Raid East St. Louis Nightclubs, Because Why Not? St. Louis to Replace Metal Street Signs With Cheaper Plastic Ones Tough Angry Biker Guy: 0; Old Man With Semi-Automatic Weapon: 1 Impatient Bank Robber is Impatient Ladies Shouldn’t Pee at the Spear Construction Company (Updated) Horse Outsmarts Downtown Carriage Jacker Remember Jem? She’s Doing Meth Now in Cottage Hills Apparently South City Couple Sexually Assaulted Their Dog Stop Shooting People in Their Faces You Assholes! Marine’s War Medals Stolen While Visiting the Arch (Updated) Naked O’Fallon Man Bit a Police Officer’s Face St. Charles Massage Parlor Owner Arrested for High Tech Peeping The Loop Hosted a Massive Fight and a Shooting Saturday Night Soulard Grease Thieves Caught By Off Duty Cop People Finally Go To Reservoir Park, But Only to See Graffiti Someone Put a One Million Dollar Bounty Out for Maplewood Cops Warrenton Peeping Tom Arrested Task Force Finds 3 St. Charles Meth Labs February 29th: An Extra Day in St. Louis is an Extra Day to Die! Guy Chokes Two Different Women at Hospital on Consecutive Days Lots of Panties Have Been Stolen From the Galleria’s Victoria’s Secret St. Charles County Man Found Guilty of Having Great Hair (and Threatening a Judge) Authorities Catch ‘Same Coat Bandit’ Despite The Fact That He Was Wearing a Different Coat We Have Officially Run Out of Clever Bank Robber Names Woman Tricks Cops, Steals Their Wallet to Buy Smokes and Lottery Tickets Jermaine Johnson is Probably The Worst Boyfriend Of All Time Just One? Oh KMOV, You’re Just Not Looking Hard Enough! The Federal Government Finally Noticed How Hard East St. Louis Sucks Guy That Escaped Meth House Explosion Gets Busted Via Facebook Boyfriend Babysitter Bites Four Year Old Lindenwood University Can’t Have Nice Things Flow Chart Friday: Should I Shoot That Guy Over There? Teachers’ Aide Busted (Twice) For Molesting Disabled Kids Some Fat Kid in Wig Tried to Steal a Bunch of Pork Products From the Alton Shop N Save Sure He Kidnapped You and Tried to Steal Your Money, But How Can You Be Mad at a Guy With a Smile Like That? Stolen Tow Truck Used to Rob Family Dollar Store Welcome to St. Louis: We Rob Nuns Here KMOV Refuses to Say The South City Peeping Tom Was Masturbating Some Little Bitch Tried to Steal From a One-Legged Old Lady Repeatedly Stabbing Your Mom is No Way to Win an Argument O’Fallon Man Got Busted For Being Internet Perv Drunk Guy Arrested After Eating Stranger’s Cereal Wentzville Tattoo Artist Invents New Belly Piercing Remover…Oh Wait. That’s Just a Gun. Wildwood Man Gets Caught Using Fake Dick to Pass Drug Test Really Happy Fat Guy Busted For Marijuana Possession Lady Shoots Little Girl in the Back With BB Gun Because Shut Up! You Want Some Too?! Occupy Protestors Arrested, At Least One Realizes That Jail Isn’t Fun Mayor Slay Found an Almost Dead Guy in South City Kansas City Man Runs Naked in to House, and in to Child’s Room Illinois’ Has Run Out of Ideas, Turns to Posters to Stop Meth Hey Ladies: He Looks Like That and He’s a Sex Offender! Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again Woman Turns in Fiancee After Discovering He’s a Pedophile An Overly Theatric Thief Robbed Some People in Dellwood Don’t Walk on the Poplar Street Bridge St. Louis Can’t Even Keep the Few Criminals They Do Catch In Jail Guy Admits To Robbing Over 160 Cars a Month North City White Castle Thief Thought She Could Make the Jump Collinsville Police Chief Takes Stand Against Pants Sagging Law Missouri Sheriffs Association Caught in Crossfire Between Justice System and Antisec Hackers St. Charles County Home to World’s Best Mom Mug Shot of the Day St. Louis is Home to the Only People That Actually Wanted to Get in a Radio Shack Translating Police Chief Dan Isom’s Response To Citizen’s Police Complaints St. Louis Police Release Car Jacker, Said He Had an Honest Face Breaking Down Hillsboro’s Sexy Garage Burglary St. Charles Man Exposes Himself at Pool Twice This Month Stupid Richmond Heights Kids Are Stupid and Violent Nameless Statues Appear in Front of Scottrade Center Police Say Your Downtown Parked Car Might Get Stolen, Public Replies With “Duh.” Man Shot in Groin, Probably Felt Less Funny Than It Sounds Man Starts Armed Police Standoff While Holding Infant St. Louis Judge Jack Garvey Is Taking a Stand Against Gun Violence Whoops: St. Charles Releases Wrong Guy From Jail St. Louis is Tough on Trash Dumping Monday Morning Venn Diagrams City Police Mobilize on a Barrel Full of White Powder Police Sweep Through Cahokia, Arresting Pretty Much Everyone Crazy Old Man Arrested for Being a Crazy Old Man With a Gun Ok, We Get It: St. Louis is a Violent Place to Live A North Side Story Illinois Drunk Drivers Deliver Themselves to the Police Department Gas Station Drunk Beating Officer Ries Cleared of All Charges Moped Drive-Bys Are A Thing Now We’re Pretty Sure Nate Dogg Robbed a Granite City Cash Store The Important Thing Was She Gave the Pervert the Correct Time Score One For Dierbergs: Man Runs Over People in Schnucks Parking Lot Two of the Worst People Ever Escape From St. Louis Jail Don’t Worry Folks, the Vindicator Will Save Us Man Beaten With 2×4 in North City Basement Man Beats Girl to Death, Blames Actions on Poor CPR Instructions During Appeal License Plate Stickers Could Move to Your Dashboard Prentice Nash: Duck-Faced Killa O’Fallon Police Finger the Fingerer Named Finger For Child Molestation Sheriff Arrested on Suspicion of Being a Meth Dealer Rolla Farm Boy Loves Him Some Kiddie Porn! Oh Sure, Blame the Fake Pot Now Whatever the Hell This Thing Is Kills Dogs Random Bones Found Near Lambert Airport St. Louis Police Try to Squash Scrap Metal Theft Bryan Lang Had A Lot of Meth Labs In His Place St. Louis Cop Claims Responsibility for Leaked Crime Scene Photo Washington Meth Lab Doubled as a Daycare And the Award of Best Makeup in a Robbery Goes to… Lawn Darts are Serious Federal Business Jogger Gets Pantsed, Didn’t Think It Was Funny Belleville Mom Takes a Stab at Mother of the Year South St. Louis Gun Fight Ends With Suspect and US Marshal Dead Update: Ritz Carlton “Molester” Just Really Really Really Drunk A Crook Runs From the Law Guy Breaks in to Ritz Carlton Room to Molest 9 Year-Old St. Louis: The Face Shootin’-est City This Side of the Mississippi! Maybe Just Don’t Worry About Line Cutters in North St. Louis Killed a Man in St. Louis Once, Just to See Him Fry The Old Fake Policeman Bit Just Keeps on Working 2010 Census: So It Seems People Do Hate Being Robbed, Mugged and Shot Woman Shot at 10 Year-Old’s Birthday Party Frozen Meat Found to be Ineffective on Overdose Victims Guy Stabs Parents After an Argument About His Unemployment St. Louis Machete Thief Doesn’t Get Far Mr. Pringle is a Little Too Friendly in the Gym, Charged with Sexual Abuse Trasher Escapes Cyber Harassment Charges, Can’t Escape the Fact that She’s a Moron Scott Halliday’s Perv Career is Starting Off Nicely Adrienne Martin’s Autopsy: Accidental Overdose, Coke Straws, and Someone Should Really Hire a Maid Armored Car Robber Gets Nabbed, Then Insulted by Police Ladies: How Many of You Wore Skirts at West County Mall? You Might be Famous. Violent Crime Gets Slightly More Cordial Toxicology Report: Adrienne Martin Died of Oxycodone and Cocaine Overdose? Anyone Know How to Sign “Stop Hitting Me With Your Car!”? St. Charles Gas Station Clerks Scare Easily Car Crashes in to Downtown Hooters Craig Cornett Beat Up a 75-Year Old Man Del Taco is Gross, Don’t Take Us There or We Will Stab You Empty Bag of Weed Drives Imperial Man to Kill What Do You Do When the Cops Reach in Your Window For Your Drugs? Some Guy Raped a Four-year-old and Gave it an STD Sunset Hills Gets Their First Tornado Looters Officer Dustin Ries Sure Does Like Hitting and Macing People! St. Louis Police Officer Caught on Tape Beating Drunk Guy Turns Out the Police Shot Jesus at Denny’s the Other Day Kevin Helfrich Held the Key to a Man’s Heart New Year’s Eve Yet Another Way to Have Denny’s Kill You: Have the Police Shoot You in the Leg Drug Deals in the Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot Always End Badly CBS Early Show Analyzes August Busch IV, While Post Dispatch Keeps Playing that 911 Tape 17-year-old Charged with Opening Fire on Crowded Club Woman Attempts to Hire Hitman to Kill Husband Man Made Two Kids Look at His Old Junk at Goodwill. By Junk We Mean Penis. East St. Louis Layoff Policemen, Please Don’t Tell All the Criminals East St. Louis Thugs Running Out of Stuff to Steal St. Louis’ Grinch Enjoys the Crack Cocaine Another Guy Gets Shot in the Face Wentzville Police Debut New Drug Drop-off Box Nativity Scene Stolen from Hope Lutheran School St. Louis Thugs Doing All They Can to Match 2009’s Death Toll Guy Shoots Himself While Trying to Stop Car Thieves You Can’t Bring Your Gun and Ammo in to Walmart Alleged Comic Book Guy Rapist Found Dead Missouri Man Gets Arrested for Weed Twice in One Day St. Louis Optimizing Murders, Killing Each Other Right at Funeral Homes Betty White Stole Some Jewelry in O’Fallon, Missouri Someone Else Gets Shot in the Ass: Betcha Can’t Steal Just One Bag of Potato Chips! Chicago Woman Cries Sexual Assault from Lambert Airport Screening St. Louis Regains Title of Most Dangerous City! Dan McLaughlin Pleads Guilty to DUI Charge St. Louis City is About to Get $10 Million Dollars More Crappy Don’t Put Down Your Gun When Robbing People Past Missouri Lotto Winner Tried to Sell Infant Grandson UMSL Locks Down Campus Because of a Professor That Still Likes His Job East Alton Police Find Human Remains in East Alton Kid in Jail for Pretending to be Cop, Now Just Pretending His Butt Doesn’t Hurt Comic Book Guy Standoff: Please Do Not Arrest Me on the Display Case, It Contains a Valuable Mary Worth What Ever the Hell This Thing is Slashed a Bunch of Tires Three Inmates, One With Sidespike, Escaped From Prison Mug Shot: Derp! Me Likey the Kiddies! Squirrely-Looking Convict Running Free in St. Charles Amid Other Squirrly-Looking St. Charles County Residents Ugliest Woman Ever Wanted for St. Charles Robbery Military Recruiter Stabbed in Fairview Heights St. Clair County Police to Unleash “The Exterminator” Maybe the Public Hot Tubbing with a 10-Year Old Was Too Much? Why So Serious? Police Catch World’s Greatest Criminal Mind in East St. Louis Man Drives in to House After Being Shot Taste the Rainbow and Then Stab a Guy Dumbass Electrocuted While Trying to Steal Copper Wire Joseph Emil Klug Has a Horrible Name and Lots of Kiddie Porn Oh THAT Woman Wearing a Turban. Yeah, I Know Her. Hammer Time at Buckingham Place With Patrick Sweeney I Call That My “Putter”: Molester Apartment Putt Putt Course Adjacent Bobby Smith is Too Good to Look Forward in His Molester Mug Shot Cop Arrested, Then Fired After Molestation Charges Mayor Slay Says Police Are Liars When Reporting Crime Data Shooting Your Gun At City Hall Isn’t a Good Idea Some Hot Mess Robs Southern Commercial Bank James Clinton is Scared, Shirtless, Drunk and Has the Right to Remain Sexy! The American Ninja Lives in St. Charles. Please Don’t Touch His Wood. Missouri Sex Slave Previously Featured in Hustler’s Taboo Magazine 4 Men Charged With Multi-Year Sexual Assault Mugshot Quiz: Guess What Your Fellow St. Louisans Did! Police Chase in Loop Ends Badly Hey Man What Happened To Your Mobile Meth Lab?! Woman Who Whored Out 13-year-old Pleads Guilty Never Let Your Kid Do High School Band If the Director is Rocking a Chinstrap Mizzou Running Back Derrick Washington Charged with Sexual Assault Metrolink Security Guard Invents Boomerang Bullet…or is Simply Incompetent Alton Man Crashes Car in to Ex-Wife’s House, Probably Yelled “Take That Bitch!” While Doing It St. Louis Takes Top Prize in Crime…Again. Dan McLaughlin Gets Busted For Drinky Drinky Drivey Drivey You Know that Giant Missouri Sex Offender List? That’s Not All of Them Woman Wakes Up to Homeless Guy in House Man Gets Eight Years for Penis Murder If You Lost a Human Torso, the Coast Guard Found It Markquis Bryant Has $11,400 in Parking Ticket Fines Elsewhere: Guy Plans to Eat His Disobedient Cat Facebook: Foiling Morons’ School Shooting Plans Since 2010 Mugshots: Our Very Own Snookie! Dude Buying CDs Gets Shot in the Face Big and Small: We Have All Types of Crime in St. Louis Uplands Park Cop Admits to Banging Craigslist Hookers Random Gunfire Moves to St. Charles County Suspect in Brutal Murder Believes in Karma According to MySpace Yeah, We Have Axe-Wielding Thieves Now Alton Pervert Not Doing a Good Job Hiding It Mayor’s Nephew Charged With Stalking Dog the Bounty Hunter Would Never Mace Your Balls Like These Guys Free Stuff in Chesterfield! Everything Must Go! Fireworks Stand Being Set on Fire, Leads to Awesomeness More Proof that Lesbians Like Tongue Don’t F*ck With the Rally’s Drive Through Chef Steals From Restaurant Two Dudes Escaped From Jail Wellston Needs a Batman Really Really Bad It’s Way Too Easy To Scam People From Illinois Ms Teacher Bangs a Boy Guy Clumsily Out Smarts Dumbass Thieves Gyro House Guy: The Murder is Still Out There Woman Found Almost Dead in Forest Park Creek Bed. The Boy Scouts Are on the Case! RIP Gyro House Guy Home Explosion Sadly Meth, and Not Mad Scientist Related Cops Nab 45 Car Thieves After Starting New Program Awesome Story From the Past: Randi Naughton and Her Breasts Hate Ricky Lamming You Can’t Even Eat Your Chinese Take Out Without Getting Shot in St. Louis…twice. Dumpy Bald Guy Robs Bank Mardy Gilyard Got Robbed Gangs Clean Up North St. Louis City, Still Plan to Shoot at Each Other Old Guy Makes Hostage Threat After Running Out of Other Non-Jailable Ideas St. Louis Has the Worst Casino Crimes Ninjas Roam Town & Country Um Your Thumb Drive is Poking Me in the Back. Oh Wait. It’s Your Penis. Couple Gets Caught for Faking Paralysis Michael Moore of Kirkwood Hates You Unless You Died in a War Mizzou Racists Charged for Littering Shocker: Creepy Looking Guy Turns Out to Be Total Molester Police Investigating Dude Found Shot in the Street St. Louis County Cops Get Tasers, Still Just Cheaper to Shoot You Thieves Rip off Weather Man’s Car Outside of KSDK Office Washington Park, IL Mayor Shot and Killed St. Louis Police Accidentally Catch Thieves and Manage Not to Shoot Any of Them A St. Louis Priest Likes Little Girls. No I mean LIKES them. Yeah, I know. Gross. Missouri and Illinois Have “Un-Fair” Judges Dudes in to Kiddie Porn Should Invest in Their Own Computer Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis Police Confused as to Why Stupid Prisoner Hanged Herself RFT Writer Gets Sucker Punched in the Loop Dude. WTF?! South St. Louis Gets a Taste of North St. Louis City Advertises to Lower Crime Instead of Investing in Robocop Police Shocked and Happily Surprised to Find Hispanics Pulled Over Were Actually Criminals Dude Got Shot in the Ass in North St. Louis Youth Leader Likes Kids…I Mean Really Likes Kids Former St. Louis Cop Sues Facebook Former KFNS Producer Ryan Huff Gets 25 Years for Diddling Tweens Sexy Mugshot: James Watkins, Cock Snatcher Secretary Embezzles From Employer, Apparently Has Never Seen Psycho Some Dude Made His Meth in a Sonic Steven Jackson Cleared Criminally: Lack of Evidence! Hey Look a Drug House! Couple Steals Haitian Donation Jar, Probably Are Really Nice People Normally Though Guy Robs Clayton Bank, Gets Caught Across the Street at Hospital If You Never Got Your Package of Coke, Its at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office Steve Jackson Responds to Claims He Knocked Around a Knocked-Up Broad Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend! Old Guy Robs Bank Molester to be Released, but He Has a Funny Name So That Helps Moron Freaks Out at a Kansas City McDonalds Fredericktown Police Captain Likes Little Boys, Little Boys Not Big Fans of Him Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug St. Louis is Looking For 24 of You, and It Will Find You Nelly Offers Reward for Information About His Burglary Stolen Cars in North City Come With Free Bullets! Marquicio Johnson Makes Last Minute Shot at Mug Shot of the Year Ryan Huff Pleads Guilty Whoops! Registered Sex Offender Working For Kirkwood School District Wash U More Dangerous Than UMSL? Dudes House Gets Jacked Twice, Probably Deserved it Though Nelly Robbed! Black Guy in Hooded Sweatshirt Crime Spree Continues Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge Woman Attacked in UMSL Bathroom Man Found Dead at Quik Trip, Probably Tried Hot Dog Ryan Huff Rape Case Delayed Until New Year Stupid Canadian Wanted to Get Shot Down, Instead Lands in Missouri Someone Threw Away a Body in Pacific Webster Groves Gets a Whole Lot More Sexy With Their New Flasher This Lady Really Sucks at Sign Making Donna Judish is the Sexiest Woman In St. Louis and Here’s My Plan to Get Her Mayor of East St. Louis Finally Realizes East St. Louis Sucks St. Louis County to Stall Some Bait Houses Because Criminals Are Stupid One Year Old Tries to Take On 26 Year Old and Loses The First Rule of Gun Safety is Do Not Talk About Gun Safety Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers Guy Breaks in to House, Covers Inside With Liquid Soap Officials Say Meth Use Falling, Not So Says Shirtless Guy With Holes In Teeth Its Ok For Adults to Text While Driving Starting Today Police to Protestors: “I’m sorry. Here’s some money.” St. Louis Cops Catch a Weak James Bond O’Fallon MO Police Join Twitter Another Proud Day for Missouri: Dude Bites Another Dude’s Earlobe Off. Some People Just Get Really Excited to See St. Louis Update: McDonald’s is Not to be Messed With Cyber Bullying: Oh Sweet Jesus, Not Again! Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think McDonalds is Not to be Messed With Come Claim Your Gatorade From the O’Fallon Police Department Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol St. Louis County People Kill Each Other Less Than Last Year St. Charles County Ambulance Board Members Know How to Party Wait You Can’t Pay For Your Lemonade With Penis? Crazy Looking White Guy Does Crazy Stuff on the Phone Update on the KFNS Producer Arrested on Rape Charges Another Moron Crashes in to Someone’s House Breaking: KFNS Producer Arrested on Rape Charges
Tony LaRussa’s Wife Loves Machine Head The Rams’ Danny Amendola Hates Old Rams Ushers SLU Basketball Coach Rick Majerus Died The Cardinals’ David Freese Crashed in SUV Mayor Slay Proves He’s Horrible at Sports Betting The Cardinals Choked St. Louis: Where Bank Robbers Yell “Go Cards!” Ozzie Smith is Selling His Gold Gloves Washington Wizards Bradley Beal Gets Twitter Threats For Being Pro-Cardinals The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5 The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever Tailgate32 Visits St. Louis 5 Reasons Why the Nationals’ Bryce Harper is a Douche Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are Horrible People (Updated) Congrats Cardinals For Being “Wildcard” Champs (or whatever) Cardinals Prospect Shelby Miller is Drunk, Stupid or Both St. Louis Hates Jason Motte via Twitter…and Then Likes Him via Twitter Cardinals Fan Does Something Dirty Next to Jim Hayes on Fox Sports Midwest Cool Story Bro: Miss Missouri Thinks the Rams Won’t Suck Skip Schumaker Loses Butt Virginity On National TV Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos Lance Berkman Eyes Return to Cardinals and the Creepiest Baseball Pose Ever SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow Worship the Nike Devil According to Crazy Guy on Internet The World’s Stupidest Tattoo Features 2011 World Series Fox Sports Midwest Thinks All Middle Infielder Bench Players Are the Same KSDK Found Shorts For the Cardinal Game Streaker (Updated) Conan Makes a Pujols Joke St. Louis Gets Lingerie Football Team STLToday Facebook Poll Reveals the NFL Draft Makes Your Dick Hurt The Rams New Draft Choice Michael Brockers is Already a Big Shot The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis Sam Bradford is Dating Karlie Kloss The Tampa Bay Rays’ Luke Scott Sounds Like a Smart Guy Texas Tech Chess Team Transfered to Webster…All of Them! Check Out Rafael Frucal’s LA Living Room John Mozeliak’s Cardinals Takeover Reenacted With Legos Hey Kids, Who Wants To Bounce Around in the Big Cardinal’s Crotch?! Saint Louis University is Out of March Madness, but it’s Not Because Their Band Didn’t Have Spirit Enough With the “Rally Squirrel” Crap Ozzie Smith Loves the Cardinals Again Fun Things You Can Do With the Weird Ray Vinson Super Bowl Commercial Pujols 5 Restaurant Needed a New Name, but Didn’t Want to Move All the Sports Stuff Out Joe Sports Fan Kickstarts Pledge Drive For Their New Project One Last Thing On Pujols Albert Pujols Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment St. Louis Experiences the First Phase of Pujols Grief STLToday.com’s Headline [FIXED] Pujols Likes $30 Million Dollars More Than You KSDK Sports 2012 Looks Like the Worst Game Ever St. Louis’ Sports Jesus Says Denver’s Sports Jesus Should Stop Talking About Regular Jesus So Much Pujols’ Agent is a Horrible Person but Loves Hookers Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day! Cardinals Hire Mike Matheny As Manager, Rams Something Something Rangers Manager Ron Washington Sounds Just How You’d Think He’d Sound in his Game 7 Pep Talk Head to Amazon For Your Texas Rangers 2011 Champions Book! Tweet Commentary From the Cardinals World Champions Parade and Celebration And the Best Post-World Series Photo is… The Cardinals Won the 2011 World Series Joe and Jack Buck and Their Respective Game Six Calls A World Series Game Six Time Lapse World Series Game 5: WTF Tony?! Hey, How Did the Rams and the Cardinals Do in Dallas Yesterday? Checking on the World Series Coverage Holy Freaking Balls: The Cardinals Are in the World Series! NLCS: Game 5 NLCS: Game 3 KSDK: Local Costume Shop Runs Out of Rally Squirrel Costumes They Never Had Summing Up the Weekend Cardinals: NLCS Game 1 Cardinals: NLDS Game 5 The Rams Still Aren’t Very Good At Scoring More Points Than Their Opposing Team in the Time Allotted Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs! Quick, Everyone Get Back on the Cardinals Bandwagon We Fill Out The Last 5 “Ram Rules” Jailed Miami Booster Navin Shapiro Ruins Everything The Cardinals Couldn’t Even Get a Hit With a 100 Pound Metal Plate The Cardinals’ 2011 Season: Mission Accomplished! Are the Cardinals Shipping Rasmus to the White Sox? Pujols Returns! St. Louis Reddit Puts on a Baseball Play Nameless Statues Appear in Front of Scottrade Center Cardinals Dominate Cincinnati’s “Most Disliked Sports Personalities” Pujols Contract Season: Totally Going Just Like They Planned It! Groupon Slings Cardinals Tickets on the Cheap The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game Monday Morning Venn Diagrams Sam Mellinger Smells Like Poop and He Probably Rapes Bunnies Not News: Stupid Cincinnati Radio Show Has Stupid Contest About LaRussa Tony Returns to Cardinals Bench Tony’s Eye Might Be Because of Playing Baseball With Raw Chicken Oh Theriot…That Was Not a Good Idea Stupid Cardinal Player Nicknames: Our Best Chris Berman Imitation Ryan Franklin Shaves Beard, Only Finds More Horribleness Underneath Festus Girl Hit in the Head With a Shot Put Tony LaRussa and Ray Vinson’s Awkward Handshake Will Forever Haunt Our Dreams We Know the Reason For the Crappy Start of Franklin and Pujols 2011 Season, Game 5: Tony LaRussa Gets Mad at Reporters, Walks Out The Blues Are For Sale Again Did Pujols and the Cardinals Censor Joe Sports Fan? 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Jay Mohr Says Pujols is Worth It…and Agrees that Jason Barrett is Creepy Brad Penny Was Totally Going to Pitch For the Cardinals in the Playoffs, but Well, You Know Counting Down to Pujols’ New Contract Deadline Comparing Our LaRussa Roast to the Actual One NFL Running Back Laurence Maroney Arrested on Weapons Charges Rams Hire Josh McDaniels as Offensive Coordinator Who Gets Immediately Wiki-libeled A Cardinals Winter Warm-Up Wrap-Up Rams’ Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Fires Todd Hewitt and Sounds Like a Dick Nobody Likes Ex-Cardinal Pitcher Brad Penny Mizzou Quarterback Blaine Gabbert Leaves for NFL Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. 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Lewis Reed is Running For Mayor of St. Louis Goodbye Police Chief Dan Isom Translating STL Police Chief Dan Isom’s Denials About Leaving the Position National Democrats Modify Romney Logo to Include Todd Akin Todd Akin is Legitimately Retarded So Many Prostitutes! God Voted For Todd Akin, Claims Todd Akin Even the Cops Don’t Want to Walk the Streets of St. Louis No One Likes It When Mike Carter Calls Them Union Station To Be Sold; Might End Up a Water Park Alderman Scott Ogilvie Doesn’t Like Gas Station Jell-O Shots Kirkwood Was Totally Racist a Long Time Ago Pevely Missouri Doesn’t Give a Crap About Your Teeth The Valley Park Mayor is So Exhausted He Argued, Ran and Spit on the Police KMOV Reporter Watches Grass Grow in O’Fallon Larry Rice Isn’t Going to Tell You Where He’s Planning on Stashing the Homeless The Rush Limbaugh Bust in Jeff City Has It’s Own 24-Hour Surveillance Camera St. Louis to Offer Parking Ticket Amnesty Missouri Representative Zach Wyatt Comes Out to Fight Anti-Gay Bill Missouri Wants to Ban “Gay” Talk From Schools Newt Gingrich Was Bitten By a St. Louis Zoo Penguin Missouri Might Allow Advertisements on School Buses State Politician Wants to Make Gas Stations Notify You About Price Hikes Missouri Half Way To Being Annoying Obviously Racist State Who Protends Not To Be Rush Limbaugh is Going to be in the Hall of Famous Missourians February 29th: An Extra Day in St. Louis is an Extra Day to Die! Mountain Grove Might Get a Horse Slaughter House No Matter How Many ‘My Little Ponies’ You Owned as a Kid The New Emerald Van Has Been Released Are County Leaders Shipping Their Homeless to the City? (Probably.) The New Arch Grounds Plan Reminds Us of Something Dirty Missouri Governor Hopeful Dave Spence Smartly Tried to Hide Home Economics Major The Brooklyn, Illinois Mayor is a Total Dick Have You Heard the One Where the Occupiers Met With the Mayor’s Staff? The Cabbies Respond to Us Making Fun of Them St. Louis Cab Drivers are Pissed Because Convention Has Their Own Transportation East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself President Barack Obama Ruined Your Drive Home, Got Yelled At, Had Pizza, Left Governor Nixon Wants to Let Uniformed People Cut In Line The St. Louis Police Department Wants to Buy Some Fancy New Clothes Kirkwood Lady Thinks Spending Nearly A Thousand Dollars on a Banner Made a Difference It’s Your Last Chance to Buy Northwest Plaza Springfield Congressman Billy Long Relates Debt Crisis to Amy Winehouse Translating Police Chief Dan Isom’s Response To Citizen’s Police Complaints Some Old Lady in St. Charles Used a Lot of Water We Gave Mayor Slay His Own Meme! Pujols Contract Season: Totally Going Just Like They Planned It! The Missouri State Senators Are Tone Deaf Buttholes If You Pay For the Zoo, Then Take Some Cheap Parking Gas is Expensive Jailed State Senator Jeff Smith Tells Us What a “Prison Wallet” Is Foodbank Tries to Trick You in to Being Charitable While Working Out Tony LaRussa and Ray Vinson’s Awkward Handshake Will Forever Haunt Our Dreams Lady Sues City Over Trash Charge State Auditor: University City is Run By Morons The City Earning Tax Stays For Another Five Years Busch Stadium Gives the Leftovers to Homeless People Pro-Gaddafi Protests Mistakenly Think St. Louis Has Anything to Do With Libya Mayor Slay is Still Begging the Missouri Senate For Control of Police Department Fairview Heights Aldermen Could Use a Good Spanking University City Wants to Ruin Everything By Charging People to Park Hazelwood Hates the Girl Scouts Governor Nixon Gives St. Louis More Jogging Trails, Designated Areas for Muggers No Layoffs for St. Louis City Police! 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It’s Gonna Cost You $5,000 Inbev Makes Bud Light Official NFL Beer Sponsor This is How the Nation Thinks of Missourians Russ Carnahan Isn’t Above the Law, but He is Across the River From It Top 10 Things We Wish Stan Kroenke Would Step in and Buy Man Wins Lottery Twice, and All You Have are Anal Warts Missouri Gets 54 Million Dollars for Winning Crappiest Schools Contest Getting a Clydesdale to Dump on Your Lawn Will Cost You $2000 Stan Kroenke Was All Like POW and Khan Was All Like WHAT?! Over Last Minute Rams Bid Top 5 Best and Worst Cardinals 2010 Promotions O’Fallon and St. Peters Missouri Are Government Kiss-ups Us: Forest Park Sucks to Drive Through, City: Here’s more signs. St. Louis Company Invents Graffiti Detection System Illinois Wants Four Day School Weeks, Apparently Hates Parents Mayor Challenges City to Mail in Census to Win Dumb Bet with Kansas City St. Charles County Workers Banned From Texting, Apparently Using Honor System Lake St. Louis Bans Smoking Too Anheuser-Busch InBev Sues Guy Making Baby Beer Bottles St. Louis’ Rich People You’ve Never Heard Of K2 is Banned and KMOV Figures Out Capitalism Missouri State Rep Cynthia Davis: All Guns All the Time! 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OMG You Guys! We Love You Too! Time to Kinda Say Goodbye We Totally Forgot Our Own Birthday, We’re Four We Won Another RFT Web Award Our Favorite Stories of 2012 Your Favorite Punching Kitty Stories of 2012 According to Facebook Your Favorite Punching Kitty Stories for 2012 (Page Views) Sorry, Here’s the Booty Pillow Off This Week More Ways to Peruse the Punching Kitty Archives What a Crappy Labor Day Fixed: RSS Feed Images Punching Kitty on the John Carney Show: 08.09.2012 Punching Kitty on the John Carney Show: 08.02.2012 Spotty Posting This Week Draftmark Releases New Beer So We Drank Some A Random Look Back at Previous Posts That We Read Last Night and Made Us LOL Dear Punching Kitty: First excited, Then Sad, but Always Stupid The John Carney Show Segment: June 14th, 2012 Apparently We’re Worse Than Stealing Plants Traveling This Week Happy Valentine’s Day! 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Impromptu Vacation One Year Ago: The Top 8 May 2010 Posts We’re Kinda in the Corle 2 Da Video Taking a Couple of Days Off We’ll Be Back Tomorrow The Video Page is Fixed We Were On The Q With Mark Bland For Your Thursday: A Kitten Being Hugged by a Monkey Back at Full Strength Monday Virginia Kerr is a Good Sport Thanks RFT: We’re the Best “Local Celebrity Site” We Just Realized That We’re Two Years Old Now Thanks Riverfront Times for the Web Award Finalist Selection More Lists: Our Favorite Posts of 2010 Year Ending Lists: 2010′s Most Read Posts Merry Christmas Everyone! Kitties: You Think Having Hiccups are Bad? Try Gassy Hiccups. Taking a Day Off Random Kitty Stuff: Fainting Kittens NBC Nightly News Takes Political Poll at Woofies?! Listen to KDHX 88.1 Tonight @ 8:30 Meaningless Friday Post: Kitten Massage Therapy Corrections: KLOU and Some Other Stuff We Got Fanmail From Fox2’s Charlie Marlow Last Night! 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Good Luck St. Louis, This Guy With Bad Teeth Says You’re Screwed The Best Mardi Gras YouTube Finds for 2013 Video: Here is St. Louis This Is Why We Like Cats, They’re Assholes St. Louis Doesn’t Say Any of This Sh*t Kitten Wrestling Four Bears Just Singing About St. Louis Cicadas Ruin Everything, Even the Past We’re Kinda in the Corle 2 Da Video Two Guys Take the Pointersaurus Challenge, Capture Their Failure on Video Awesome St. Louis Drummer is Awesome Even More Mardi Gras Videos The Best of Mardi Gras Videos YouTube’s Currently Popular Laughing Baby is From St. Louis John G is a Really Good Dancer Kitties: You Think Having Hiccups are Bad? Try Gassy Hiccups. Great Moments in Native St. Louisan History: Akon Throws a Dude Off-Stage The Daily Show Visits Missouri to Take on the Puppy Mill Proposition Steve Jackson Talks About Rams Receivers, Lockouts and Hair on the T. Ocho Show Random Kitty Stuff: Fainting Kittens NBC Nightly News Takes Political Poll at Woofies?! You Missed Clean the Lou 2010! Here’s the Recap Video So, About That Whole KSDK Interview… KSDK Exposes Minor’s Name in the Parkway Central Facebook Drama John Hamm is Between Two Ferns Video of Girls Screaming in Zac Efron’s Face in St. Louis (also something about Poopstock) Me, Myself, Some Guy and Wang: Exploring Chat Roulette’s Missouri Section St. Louis Rapper Slapped Mid-Freestyle Fox2′s “Web Center” is Apparently a Closet With a Computer in it St. Louis Pride Parade! Found: Time Lapse Video of Driving In To St. Louis Cinco de Mayo on Cherokee Street Look Out Behind You! We Have Con-tamination 2010 Photos South Park Weighs in On the Ram’s Signing of Quarterback A.J. Feeley Oh Dana, Couldn’t You Dress Up a Little For Your TV Appearance? Found Video: Dick Ford and John Auble Interview KISS Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis John Gadson isn’t Very Good at Reporting Stuff The Best Video of a Tranny Eating Chicken Wings You’ll See Today Found Video: A St. Louis Time Lapse Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?! Kurt Greenbaum Thinks He Did Nothing Wrong (with video) St. Louis Has a Yo-Yo Expert Watch Out, It’s Crazy Out There! Punching Kitty Hits the Tomato Festival Cardinals + Creed + Awesome Effect = Videogasm Classic Steven Jackson: His 2002 College Crib 3 Kittens 1 Box Tina Chen’s “Missouri” the Remix Found Concert Video: NIN in St. Louis
Our Favorite Stories of 2012 Some Guy in South County Built a Castle One Last Thing On Pujols KTRS’ JC Corcoran Suspended 2 Weeks for Telling Pretty Much Everyone To Blow Themselves Crazy Guy Claims the Arch Can Control the Weather Dos and Don’ts For Your Mardi Gras Weekend Finding Things in the Weather Radar is Fun KMOV’s Virginia Kerr Had Her Baby, Told Twitter ALL About It The Worst Music Video Ever Was Shot in a St. Louis Condo’s Kitchen So, About That Whole KSDK Interview… Craigslist: Anyone Seen the Cardinals Team We Had In April? Crown Candy Record Breaker Lied About His Identity! Cinco de Mayo on Cherokee Street 10 St. Louis Tips for the Hollidays We Got a Letter From Charles Jaco Last Night! The Internet Hate Machine Turns On Kurt Greenbaum When You Account for the Season, the Cardinals Aren’t All That Cheap Punching Kitty Finds Six Sitcoms Based in Missouri