The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5
The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever
5 Reasons Why the Nationals’ Bryce Harper is a Douche
Congrats Cardinals For Being “Wildcard” Champs (or whatever)
Skip Schumaker Loses Butt Virginity On National TV
The Cardinals are winning and avoiding their all too frequent ass kicking defeats, but somehow Skip Schumaker is still going to wake up today with a sore ass.
Deadspin: “Skip Schumaker Got Fisted By A Teammate After The Cardinals’ Walk-Off Win”
Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos
Lance Berkman Eyes Return to Cardinals and the Creepiest Baseball Pose Ever
Everyone’s favorite Cardinal not named David Freese, Lance Berkman, is about to return to the club after a long stint on the disabled list, and he’s really looking forward to it. Like super excited. Really really really excited. Creepy excited:
…maybe a little too excited.
Take it down a notch Lance.