The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5

Here’s the column rundown on the Cardinals win (and Nationals crushing defeat): Post Dispatch, Bernie Miklasz – Once again, resilient Redbirds refuse to loseCBS Sports, Jon Heyman – Never-say-die Cardinals always believe, pull off another stunning winFox Sports, Ken Rosenthal – Cardinals pull off another miracleWashington Post, Thomas Boswell – For Washington Nationals, first taste of MLB playoffs an awfully bitter pillWashington Post, Adam Kilgore – Washington Nationals fall one strike short against St. [Read More]

The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever

Holy crap. What?! Um…how do we describe what just happend? Ok, here’s our best shot… DJDHADKFDS!!!!KDSFASDFDS!!!??SDKFASDF;ADSMCMAEJEHEIE.S,AALALDLDLD!!!!!!!!! Not bad. Here’s a better description from ESPN: Erasing an early six-run hole in Game 5 slowly but surely, the defending World Series champion Cardinals got a tying two-out, two-run single from Daniel Descalso and a go-ahead two-run single from Pete Kozma in the ninth inning and came all the way back to beat the Washington Nationals 9-7 on Friday night and win their NL Division Series. [Read More]

5 Reasons Why the Nationals’ Bryce Harper is a Douche

The Cardinals have the chance to kick the upstart Nationals out of the playoff today (It’s at 3pm. You don’t have a job by chance do you? Eh. That sucks.) and that’s awesome because…um, that’s the team we root for, but also because phenom Bryce Harper could stand to get a little more of the douche kicked out of him. There are some things we like about Bryce Harper, but that’s a boring list, so here’s the top 5 reasons why Bryce Harper is a douche…and ok, here’s one thing: We dig the smeared eye black. [Read More]