Dudes House Gets Jacked Twice, Probably Deserved it Though

home invasionAccording to the Globe-Democrat, some guy in South St. Louis got his home invaded twice and shot once.  Also I heard his Tivo didn’t tape So You Think You Can Dance, so you can imagine how horrible his life is now.

St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department responded to a report of a home invasion and shooting around 1 a.m. Tuesday morning. Investigators said five men attempted a home invasion at a residence in the 2200 block of Osage Street. A man inside the home, not the homeowner, said he was sleeping and awoke when someone opened his bedroom door and as five or six black males began shooting at him.

Hours later, around 5:30 a.m., St. Louis police said the house was invaded again. This time the homeowner was there. He told police three black males entered the house, displayed a gun and forced him into a room. The suspects reportedly took two televisions and other electronics from the home during this incident.

Poor bastard’s house had more black guys in it that night than Tara Reid.

One time I was accused of a home invasion.  It was just a misunderstanding.  I was walking down the street and I looked in the window and saw a woman passed out on her couch so I ran in to help her.  I couldn’t get her to wake up until I remembered my penis had the ability to bring girls back to life, so I started to “help” her and then on cue she started yelling and punching me…totally out of control.  Really uncalled for treated for her hero. Anyway, long story short…she was just sleeping.

via Globe-Democrat

[Editor’s Note: When looking for a photo for this post, we found out there are a shocking amount of porno’s entitled “Home Invasion”.  You people are sick.]