Shocker: Creepy Looking Guy Turns Out to Be Total Molester

 Posted on April 21, 2010  |  The Editor

I’m not sure how many sleep-over age girls we have as readers, but here’s a tip for them anyway. If every time you ask your Dad “Can I have my friend sleep over tonight?” and he says “Yeah! Totally! Invite some more friends actually! I have plenty of pillows for a fight, and tons of NyQuil laid out downstairs next to the video camera I don’t ever leave on. Oh that light? [Read More]
pedophile  pervert  sleepover 

Police Investigating Dude Found Shot in the Street

 Posted on April 12, 2010  |  The Editor

Welcome to St. Louis, where you can just find dudes shot dead in the street and no one, not even the police, have any ideas how it happened. St. Louis police are investigating the death of a man found lying in the street early Saturday morning. When officers arrived they found Patrick L. Robinson, 30, of the 800 block of Wall Street, lying on the ground with a gunshot wound to the chest. [Read More]
body  dead  shooting 

St. Louis County Cops Get Tasers, Still Just Cheaper to Shoot You

 Posted on April 9, 2010  |  The Editor

By the start of May, every single County cops will be rocking a Taser. Get ready for a whole lot of great “Don’t Tase Me Bro” videos from the Lou! A federal grant allowed the Police Department to buy an additional 300 of the devices, which deploy electrically charged barbs that temporarily paralyze a person. In all, about 600 officers will be equipped with the $1,000 Tasers. Holy crap dude. $1000 dollars for a Taser? [Read More]
cops  police  taser 

Thieves Rip off Weather Man’s Car Outside of KSDK Office

 Posted on April 6, 2010  |  The Editor

KSDK weather man Anthony Slaughter was one of nine speedy car breakins early Sunday morning which happened right outside of the KSDK offices in downtown St. Louis. Mike Owens reporting for KSDK – The suspects pulled up in a white Pontiac a few minutes after 3:00 a.m. In less than 2 minutes, they had broken into two cars and were on their way. One of the cars, an older model Chevrolet, is owned by NewsChannel 5 weathercaster Anthony Slaughter. [Read More]
anthony slaughter  car  ksdk  mike owens  theft 

Washington Park, IL Mayor Shot and Killed

 Posted on April 2, 2010  |  The Editor

A sad day for the people of Washington Park, IL as their mayor, John Thornton, has been murdered. Thornton was 52 years old. He had been the mayor of Washington Park for nearly five years. Investigators say Thornton was shot to death inside his car at about 5:40 in the morning at 47th and Caseyville Avenue in Washington Park. Washington Park Police initially told us that someone had flagged down Mayor Thornton asking him for money and that the mayor had let the person into his car. [Read More]
IL  john thornton  murder  washington Park 

St. Louis Police Accidentally Catch Thieves and Manage Not to Shoot Any of Them

 Posted on April 1, 2010  |  The Editor

We loved this little note from the Globe Democrat last night: St. Louis Metropolitan police said officers may have stopped several suspects from stealing a vehicle at Dr. Martin Luther King Drive and Jefferson Avenue Tuesday night. Hey, well allright! Really nice work. Of course there were apparently “several” people stealing a single car so that had to stand out some way right. I mean if you see 5 people wailing away on a car, you think, as an officer of the law, you might say “Hey, why are you doing that? [Read More]
car jacking  police  shooting 

A St. Louis Priest Likes Little Girls. No I mean LIKES them. Yeah, I know. Gross.

 Posted on April 1, 2010  |  The Editor

Its Easter and things are rising all over the place, except for a part of one James Grady, and if we’re lucky, it will be chemically unable to rise ever again. Father James Grady pled guilty to possessing child pornography Wednesday morning. The St. Louis area priest (yup priest) was busted last summer when Grady was asked if he had any kiddie porn on his church purchased laptop and he said “No, I’ve just looked at it. [Read More]
child pornography  james grady  perv  priest 

Missouri and Illinois Have “Un-Fair” Judges

 Posted on March 26, 2010  |  The Editor

This according to a survey done by some fancy something or other. Missouri ranked 37th among the 50 states for the perceived fairness of its litigation environment. This is down from its 2008 ranking of 31 as well as from its rank of 34 in 2007. Illinois came in at No. 45 for the perceived fairness of its litigation environment. It ranked 46th in both 2007 and 2008. So according to this survey of lawyers Missouri and Illinois judges rank low in “perceived fairness” which is baffling to us as we were pretty sure the way to always be fair was just to cut everything in half. [Read More]
courts  illinois  judges  missouri  social issues  unfair 

Dudes in to Kiddie Porn Should Invest in Their Own Computer

 Posted on March 23, 2010  |  The Editor

If one had plans to look at kiddie porn, you would think the next step in their minds (other than “F*ck me. I’m gross.”) is “Maybe I should invest in my own computer.” Its clear these guys know there is a…lets just say “stigma” against those men with those interests, and one would think that the risk of being arrested, beat up, or even killed might be enough to pay the $300 dollars for some crappy laptop. [Read More]
flash drive  kiddie porn  library 

Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis

 Posted on March 19, 2010  |  The Editor

St. Louis is #3 on the most dangerous American cities list…again. Old news. We are always on there. We’re like that kid that wears the leather jacket no matter how hot it gets and uses a switch blade comb. We’re bad ass. We know it. Well, I guess not everyone knows it. (Watch out people at work, this dude is loud!) At the end of his little tirade, he shows the whole list. [Read More]
cities  dangerous  kansas city  list  youtube