Hey Look a Drug House!
Posted on February 5, 2010
| The Editor
Starting now, if you are arrested for selling drugs out of your home in Belleville, IL you will have a sign posted out in front of your house alerting the rest of the neighborhood…or letting the 14 year old white kid down the street know that he doesn’t have to buy his pot in the highschool parking lot after all.
Belleville individuals who are arrested for selling drugs out of their home will now have signs posted near their residence to alert their neighbors, according to the Belleville Police Department.
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Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers
Posted on September 23, 2009
| The Editor
This sexy fella on the right is Officer Leon Pullen and he is accused of robbing 10 prostitutes and sexually assaulting at least three of them.
Using “online advertising” [Editor’s Note: *cough* Craigslist! *cough*] Pullen lured his victims to North County city of Uplands Park where he worked as an officer. According to one of the victims, after meeting up with a prostitute responding to his ad, Pullen took her money and performed oral sex on her against her will in the police station, court documents allege.
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Police to Protestors: “I’m sorry. Here’s some money.”
Posted on August 26, 2009
| The Editor
In 2003 the St. Louis police department raided the homes of several potential protestors of the World Agriculture Forum held in St. Louis that year. After six years worth of lawsuit, the hippies got the cops to settle and, like all bad little boys that do illegal searches do, write an apology letter:
The department sincerely regrets the grievances of plaintiffs arising from the department’s response to the May 2003 World Agriculture Forum including the extended detentions or damages of personal property of the plaintiffs.
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St. Louis Cops Catch a Weak James Bond
Posted on August 25, 2009
| The Editor
A St. Louis area police officer pulled over a BMW for speeding the other day and when inspecting the car they found:
$54,200 bones.
Eight prepaid cell phones.
Several ID cards.
Six dozen Western Union reciepts.
17 midgets.
The driver claimed to have been working for an organization that had him buy a prepaid phone to get secret text message instructions on how and where to get cash to send out.
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O’Fallon MO Police Join Twitter
Posted on August 24, 2009
| The Editor
The O’Fallon MO police department have joined Twitter! In other news, the Fonz successfully landed his death-defying jump over the shark.
The OPD have squeezed out a total of four tweets, the first on August 19th, and have managed to scrape together a surprising 49 followers. @ofallonpolice themselves, are only following St. Louis’ Major Case Squad (@majorcasesquad)
As of this writing, they did not respond to our question via a Twitter reply:
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McDonalds is Not to be Messed With
Posted on August 13, 2009
| The Editor
File this under weird. We were recently sent a link to an experience with one local guy and a local McDonalds. [Editor’s Note: Thanks to our tipster! You know who you are…]
I would try to explain this, but its best I don’t. I’ll let the email he sent to McDonalds do the explaining:
I went through drive-thru and ordered one double-quarter pounder meal. When I got to the drive thru window I was asked to move forward.
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Come Claim Your Gatorade From the O’Fallon Police Department
Posted on August 12, 2009
| The Editor
Apparently there was quite a string of thefts in O’Fallon, MO involving some punk kids going through cars. Never fear though, the O’Fallon Police Department have solved the case after a COPS-worthy foot chase!
On 07/22/09, at approximately 3:06 AM the O’Fallon Police Department received a call from the Patriots Landing subdivision in reference to two juveniles going through a vehicle. Officers responded and a rolling perimeter was established. Sgt. Jeff Lange located the subjects and engaged them in a foot chase, taking a juvenile into custody.
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Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol
Posted on August 6, 2009
| The Editor
Do you ever wish your local government would look each other in the eye at a meeting and decide to put the plot of a lame 80’s movie sequel in to motion? Well its your lucky day Fenton, because your town just emulated Police Academy 4!
From the press release:
The St. Louis County Police Department, West Count Precinct and City of Fenton Precinct will co-host a Citizen Police Academy at the Rockwood Band Meeting Room 1037 Majestic Drive, Fenton, Missouri 63026.
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KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
Posted on July 24, 2009
| The Editor
A little while back we told you about the brewing war between St. Louis’ NBC affiliate KSDK and St. Louis Cops.
It appears channel 5’s reporter Leisa Zigman didn’t feel reportery enough so she got out her fedora, tucked her press pass in the band and went off to uncover a scandal! Long story short, she didn’t find one. Instead, Zigman decided to do a “report” on St. Louis police officers parking in no-parking spaces throughout the city, including in front of their own station!
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