Out of Towners to Take Over on Bull Mornings

 Posted on April 26, 2010  |  The Editor

After Jill Devine’s departure from the ClearChannel owned 93.7 The Bull, the word was that her sucessor was to be Jim Doyle, as reported by STLMedia.net. We’ve heard this isn’t the case. As soon as today, Devine’s, now vacant, morning shift will be filled by a two-man out-of-town morning show, not Jim Doyle. [Editor’s Note: Is that was she said? …hmm. Maybe.] We don’t know the names of the gentlemen running St. [Read More]
93.7  jill devine  morning show  radio  the bull 

The Onion Swings and Misses on Pujols Article

 Posted on April 22, 2010  |  The Editor

It’s not often we say this about the beloved online fake news hub, but “Eh.” The Onion took a big cut and like Chris Duncan going after a curve ball, missed. Hopefully the comparison stops there, we don’t want the Onion’s dad whining about us in the Post Dispatch tomorrow. Sources in the Cardinals organization confirmed Tuesday that, after completing private sliding lessons, Albert Pujols has been sliding feet first into equipment, open doorways, dirty laundry, teammates, dugouts, and anything else the three-time NL MVP can possibly slide into. [Read More]
pujols  the onion 

Ladue Has a Yacht Club? On Facebook They Do.

 Posted on April 20, 2010  |  The Editor

Ladue is the Hollywood Hills of St. Louis. They think they’re so great, with their smoking jackets, botox and makeout parties. Crowding West County Mall with their fancy sweat suits dropping their “troubled” kid off at the Hot Topic while the rest of them go to the GAP or stand around outside of a JBucks somewhere, collars popped, looking like a living Dockers ad. It’s like their life is so great they don’t even care that their mexican gardner is taking a leak in their pool. [Read More]
facebook  ladue  ladue yacht club  weird 

Jill Devine Out at the Bull

 Posted on April 20, 2010  |  The Editor

Already scraped from the website, Jill Devine, already a veteran of the St. Louis radio wars, is out at ClearChannel’s 93.7 the Bull. Devine has been at the Bull since leaving Bonneville’s 101.1 Movin, which soon after turned to 101 ESPN. Devine pitched in on the Bull’s morning show and then moved to mid-days and then back to mornings. No details as of yet, but it’s not much of a guess to postulate that ClearChannel is continuing to hemorrhage money like most other radio outlets. [Read More]
97.3  country  jill devine  radio  the bull 

That’s Enough, American Mustache Institute

 Posted on April 15, 2010  |  The Editor

Its tax time! Uh oh. Sure hope no one-joke-pony dude duo tries to write a press release to get themselves in the news again. Too late (via the AP): It’s time that mustached Americans got in on the stimulus money. At least that’s the proposal being pushed by tax policy professor John Yeutter and the St. Louis-based AmericanMustache Institute. The tongue-in-cheek group dubs itself “the world’s only facial hair advocacy and research organization. [Read More]
american mustache institute  lame  morons  mustaches 

Kristen Hinman Leaves the Riverfront Times

 Posted on April 14, 2010  |  The Editor

We heard rumors, but today the word was out that it was indeed real: Sometimes people leave newspaper jobs on their own accord. Also, Kristen Hinman is leaving the Riverfront Times. Hinman, who has been at the RFT for over five years, has been the fingers at the keyboard for some of their more memorable posts in recent years including the recent piece on fan-of-the-site Dana Loesch and, one of our favorites, a article entitled: Kevin Slaten’s Head Is About to Explode: The exiled sports-talk radio ranter needs to get some things off his chest. [Read More]
kristen hinman  riverfront times 

Stan Kroenke Was All Like POW and Khan Was All Like WHAT?! Over Last Minute Rams Bid

 Posted on April 13, 2010  |  The Editor

In a move that can be describe no other way than “utter badassery” current minority owner of the Rams and owner of the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche and some “Futbol” team you don’t care about, decided at the last possible second that “Yup, totally buying the Rams too.” “We are pleased to announce that we have exercised our right to purchase the remaining interest in the St. Louis Rams football team under the terms of our Partnership Agreement,” Kroenke said in a statement. [Read More]
nfl  rams  sale  stan kroenke 

Mayor Slay is Getting Bossy on Twitter

 Posted on April 12, 2010  |  The Editor

Have you been reading the St. Louis City Mayor’s Twitter account lately? Damn he’s getting bossy. In the last 12 hours Frankie Slay has told us what to wear, what to go see, and what to do with our weekend. First off let us say that when we glance at his tweets we see: “If you select your work clothes the night before, remember to think RED. #fags” Don’t you? Sorry, but you will now. [Read More]
mayor slay  mayor.francis slay  twitter 

Pelican Bites Guy in the Balls on Fox 2

 Posted on April 9, 2010  |  The Editor

Oh you wacky morning shows where you leave the studio for the craziness of the hallway. Wait a minute! Birds aren’t supposed to be out here! Right in the balls. Always funny. Thank God the bird went over that guy though and didn’t decide to tug on anything below the belt on Randi Naughton. That would have just been awkward and then embarrassing in a very weird way for John Pertzborn. [Read More]
balls  fox2  ktvi  pelican 

St. Louis Waits for the iPad

 Posted on April 5, 2010  |  The Editor

I’ve never been to a mall this early before in my life. It’s 6:45am and I’m walking in to the West County Mall with a b-line for the Apple store. The glass front of the Apple store is shrouded in darkness with black curtains covering the front of the store while I can only assume the little Apple elves are scurrying around sprinkling the last bits of magic dust on the iPads. [Read More]
apple  computers  ipad  line  mall  weird  west county