Going Out

In what’s being called “the biggest news of your life,” the video mashing comedy stylings of Everything is Terrible! is headed back to St. Louis on July 2nd, with the debut of a new live show and their new movie entitled “2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift”. Never heard of them? Good thing we have this blockquote for you. Everything Is Terrible! was started in 2007 as a way for a group of friends with a serious VHS habit to swap footage. [Read More]

There is no one out there on the internet that is better than the old linkbait list than the Daily Beast. Here we go falling for it again. In their latest list, they poured over fatal accident data from the National Highway Safety Administration to determine what chunks of interstate roads were, statistically, the most dangerous. Some roads are more dangerous than others—reckless or distracted drivers seem to congregate on certain highway corridors, while poor road maintenance is another common cause of collisions. [Read More]

As we said earlier today, we went to the ballgame last night…and unlike most times, we brought our camera! We have a few great clear shots of some particular Busch Stadium species we all know and love (to hate). First up is Ithinkimcool forsomereason-us which is latin for “smug douche”. This guy decides its in his best interest to ruin other people’s fun at the game because he’s sad for some reason deep down inside. [Read More]

It’s been a little while, but we still do the “Random Interview” here on Punching Kitty. Who better to get it going again than Jeff Sable? Punching Kitty: Who are you? Jeff Sable, I sing songs and play guitar in a band called…uh..Sable. PK: How’s it going? Busy, I travel a lot and come back on the weekends to play Fast Eddie’s Bon-Air. I just got asked to be in the big Nashville CMA Fest Parade, so that’s an honor. [Read More]

Photo from the Riverfront Times.

Performer Terra Jole aka “Mini Lady Gaga” — who formerly portrayed “Mini Britney” (Spears) — strutted, sang and danced at Home Nightclub in St. Charles on Saturday, May 22, 2010. Photos by Egan O’Keefe.

Dude! You gotta come to this show brophef! It’s got “Big Head Todd & The Monsters”, “Jackyl”, ‘L.A. Guns”, “Bret Michaels”, “Everclear”, “Collective Soul”, “Foghat” and “Blue Oyster Cult”! Gonna be epic! You know Rib America Festival, it does sound bitchin’, but I’m not sure I can. My friend recorded this new show called “Friends” and I wanna check it out while I eat my sun-dried tomato pizza and wear this vest over my t-shirt. [Read More]

Saturday night, the parents of a “4.0 average” daughter living in East Carondelet, Illinois went to bed with their graduation party of 20 kids still going. They woke up after 2am with about 100 kids scattering as police were trying to get a handle on the situation while trying to dodge the drunken driving of one party goer. Disappointment is what James Hasty and his wife were feeling Sunday after hosting a graduation party for their high school Senior Saturday night. [Read More]

The man that beat the living hell out of the malt challenge at Crown Candy a few days ago is not who he claimed to be. We now are positive the actual record holder is Ben Monson. Yesterday we reported that the famous Crown Candy malt challenge has its ass handed to it by someone who claimed to be Kevin Ross. According to reports, a Kevin Ross from San Bernardino, California waltzed in to the popular St. [Read More]

Not only has the famed Crown Candy malt challenge been bested, but a new record has been set! According to reports, a Kevin Ross from San Bernardino, California waltzed in to the popular St. Louis store and proceeded to drain seven malts in six minutes. The “goal” of Crown Candy’s challenge is five malts in 30 minutes. The man, who gave his name as Kevin Ross of San Bernardino, California, was in the store Tuesday, according to co-owner Andy Karandzieff. [Read More]

An “interesting” little item got dropped on our laps last night: A White Castle candle.

Though we certainly don’t consider ourselves one of the White Castle crazy group, we enjoy a little steamed burger from time to time. That being said, this thing stinks. As in it doesn’t smell good. It looks cool, but the chance of it ever getting lit at Punching Kitty HQ is about the same as Mike Shannon staying sober past the seventh inning.

Now if you want your home to smell like a White Castle, then although it’s not our jam, this candle is for  you. It does smell quite a bit like a White Castle burger. It fails though if you want it to incorporate the smell of loneliness and despair that you can only enjoy if you get out of your car and enter the White Castle yourself.

One more shot after the jump.

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