Guy Busted Making Meth in White Castle Parking Lot

St. Louis’ “Make Meth While You Do Other Stuff Throughout Your Day” Economy continues to flourish. This time police busted a guy making meth in his car while chilling in a White Castle parking lot. Patrons where shocked to found out that drugs where being made so close by where they had lunch…if they had only known they could have just had meth which would have been the slightly healthier option over the 15 sliders they just ate. [Read More]

North City White Castle Thief Thought She Could Make the Jump

A North City woman is in the hospital after jumping from the roof of a third story building because she was being chased by police after robbing a nearby White Castle drive-through. You know an illegal adventure involving White Castle looks like fun in the movies, but in real life Neil Patrick Harris isn’t always there to catch you when you fall. The employee handed a locked cash drawer to the woman who then drove away. [Read More]

At Punching Kitty HQ: A White Castle Candle

An “interesting” little item got dropped on our laps last night: A White Castle candle.

Though we certainly don’t consider ourselves one of the White Castle crazy group, we enjoy a little steamed burger from time to time. That being said, this thing stinks. As in it doesn’t smell good. It looks cool, but the chance of it ever getting lit at Punching Kitty HQ is about the same as Mike Shannon staying sober past the seventh inning.

Now if you want your home to smell like a White Castle, then although it’s not our jam, this candle is for  you. It does smell quite a bit like a White Castle burger. It fails though if you want it to incorporate the smell of loneliness and despair that you can only enjoy if you get out of your car and enter the White Castle yourself.

One more shot after the jump.

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Missed Connections: You Are My Black Sarah Palin

Our tipsters our the best. We might have missed a real classic Craiglist Missed Connections that was quickly flagged off the site, but we didn’t because our tipsters sent it in! Here it is, in its entirety, for posterity: You threatened to shoot me at White Castles – m4w – 28 (Florissant) Hey you beautiful gold teethed Cadillac driving sex machine. Last night you cut us off in the drive through so we honked at you and you [Read More]