Someone Else Gets Shot in the Ass: Betcha Can’t Steal Just One Bag of Potato Chips!

 Posted on November 24, 2010  |  The Editor

Three kids enter a gas station to steal some chips. Maybe Ruffles. We aren’t sure, but Ruffles are the best, only morons steal Doritos. The teenage boy entered Myrt’s Northland Market at 2814 North Kingshighway with two other teens, Lt. Ken Lammert said. The owner, Myrtle Dunn, watched the teens take some potato chips and try to leave the store without paying. Dunn demanded they return them, and two of the teens did so, Lammert said. [Read More]
ass  chips  shooting 

Chicago Woman Cries Sexual Assault from Lambert Airport Screening

 Posted on November 22, 2010  |  The Editor

Penny Moroney was going through security to get on her flight back home to Chicago when the her artificial knee set off the metal detector. The TSA staff on duty gave her two choices: Stay in St. Louis (and probably get shot or robbed) or take part in the new “invasive” pat down. Her gloved hands touched my breasts…went between them. Woah. Then she went into the top of my slacks, [Read More]
lambert airport  patdown  social issues  tsa 

St. Louis Regains Title of Most Dangerous City!

 Posted on November 22, 2010  |  The Editor

We we did it everyone! We managed to steal, stab and shoot our way back to the top of the Most Dangerous City rankings. How’s about that “Midwest Hospitality” now, huh?! The study by CQ Press found St. Louis had 2,070.1 violent crimes per 100,000 residents, compared with a national average of 429.4. That helped St. Louis beat out Camden, which topped last year’s list and was the most dangerous city for 2003 and 2004. [Read More]
Crime  dangerous  ranking 

Dan McLaughlin Pleads Guilty to DUI Charge

 Posted on November 18, 2010  |  The Editor

The man behind the best St. Louis-related mugshot since Ozzy Osbourne was arrested rocking a Blues jersey, Cardinal’s TV broadcaster Dan McLaughlin, has plead guilty to the DUI charge he earned back in August. McLaughlin, 36, has completed community service and will serve two years’ probation in the case, said his lawyer Jim Towey. As part of the plea deal, the state will not revoke McLaughlin’s license. Shortly after his arrest, the court issued a stay order, which means McLaughlin was allowed to drive while the case was pending. [Read More]
dan mclaughlin  dui  guilty 

St. Louis City is About to Get $10 Million Dollars More Crappy

 Posted on November 17, 2010  |  The Editor

With the city looking at a roughly $10 Million dollar deficit this year, it’s plans are to ask all departments to cough up some money. Sure maybe spend a little less on the constant road work, but not the police right? This city is already a freaking joke with violent crimes and theft, they wouldn’t be dumb enough to try and take money away from the thing that can fix the #1 issue with this city…would they? [Read More]
budget  fire department  police 

Don’t Put Down Your Gun When Robbing People

 Posted on November 12, 2010  |  The Editor

When you rob someone, don’t just pull the gun out, surprise them and then think it’s over. It’s not! Robbery not finished yet! You still have work to do! Just don’t put down the gun! The suspected robber, whose name has not been released, came to the home on Compton to use the phone, police said. He came there with a 20-year-old man he’d just met on Wednesday night. Inside the home on Compton was a 19-year-old man. [Read More]
gun  robbery  shooting 

Past Missouri Lotto Winner Tried to Sell Infant Grandson

 Posted on November 11, 2010  |  The Editor

Everyone says that money won’t change them, but few can hold that claim after actually having won a Million dollars…everyone except Patty Bigbee, who was a crazy old lady when she wasn’t rich, won a Million dollars in the Missouri Lottory two years ago, and then recently was busted for trying to sell her infant grandson. The lesson? Always be true to yourself. Patty Bigbee, 45, and her boyfriend Lawrence Works, 42, were arrested last Friday in Daytona Beach and charged with illegal sale or surrender of a child, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement said. [Read More]
baby  flordia  infant  lottery  patty bigbee  sale 

UMSL Locks Down Campus Because of a Professor That Still Likes His Job

 Posted on November 10, 2010  |  The Editor

The campus of University of Missouri St. Louis today was locked down after a student reported they had seen a “man with a gun” to the police. The following text-alert was sent out to all faculty, staff and students: Man with a gun seen in Lucas Hall. Police have been unable to confirm this. Older W/M, glasses, 5’8″. Avoid Lucas Hall. Secure in place. Don’t come to Campus. If this person is seen call the campus police at 516-5155. [Read More]
gun  lockdown  umsl  weird 

East Alton Police Find Human Remains in East Alton

 Posted on November 5, 2010  |  The Editor

Police are investigating the area in East Alton where human remains were found Thursday morning. The crime scene is located at Broadway and Route 3 near QuikTrip. You know those QuikTrip churos look like they might be safe rolling around in that heating rolling thing, but those things…those things should just really be left alone. More than 30 investigators and Cadaver dogs searched the scene where the parts were discovered. [Read More]
alton  human remains 

Kid in Jail for Pretending to be Cop, Now Just Pretending His Butt Doesn’t Hurt

 Posted on November 4, 2010  |  The Editor

Some silly kid in Highland, Illinois apparently never learned the only acceptable way to pretend to be a police officer: Be a hot girl on Halloween or a stripper any other time of the year. Pulling people over in your Ford Explorer isn’t on that list. Authorities said received to separate complaints on Oct. 14 related to someone possibly impersonating a police officer. In both incidents a white male in a Maroon Ford Explorer that was equipped with a dash mounted strobe light pulled someone over in the 14,000 block of Trestle road in Highland, Illinois. [Read More]
cop  highland  pretend