Someone Else Gets Shot in the Ass: Betcha Can’t Steal Just One Bag of Potato Chips!

Three kids enter a gas station to steal some chips. Maybe Ruffles. We aren’t sure, but Ruffles are the best, only morons steal Doritos. The teenage boy entered Myrt’s Northland Market at 2814 North Kingshighway with two other teens, Lt. Ken Lammert said. The owner, Myrtle Dunn, watched the teens take some potato chips and try to leave the store without paying. Dunn demanded they return them, and two of the teens did so, Lammert said. [Read More]