St. Peters Motorcyclist Beats the Heat By Riding Naked

Update: We had a super-quick Twitter interview with the man himself. Check it out below! St. Peters motorists yesterday evening were shocked after their eyes focused on the lilly white blur in the lane next to them. A naked dude on a motorcycle was seen heading east down Interstate 70, around the Cave Springs area, presumably heading MidRivers Mall or possibly Costco since jeans are really cheap there. “Nobody was upset with it. [Read More]

St. Louis’ Former Archbishop Resigns From Post For Protecting Pedophile Priests

Justin Rigali was the Archbishop of St. Louis until he got all big time a few years ago and bolted to Philly for the same job. What’s Philly have that we don’t? Cheesesteaks, sure…and some busted ass bell, a bunch of crappy fans…oh and a bunch of pedophile priests. A report appearing in Monday’s _Philadelphia Daily News _said Cardinal Justin Rigali has submitted a letter of resignation to Pope Benedict XVI, and the pope is expected to accept Rigali’s resignation as early as Tuesday. [Read More]

Red 7 Club: Anything Goes, but No Means No

South City club Red 7 is in deep lately, which apparently is the norm, but what it’s deep in is a little different now. St. Louis Police and Liquor Control officer secretly infiltrated the club during one of the “St. Louis Adult Connection” hosted swinger parties in an effort to verify anonymous tips of lewd behavior at the establishment…or at least that’s their story. Excise Commissioner Robert Kraiberg said that, over two decades as city liquor chief, he has seen a few clubs busted for breaking the city’s “lewd and indecent conduct” ordinance – Girls Gone Wild videotaping, risqué lingerie parties, and the like. [Read More]

The Important Thing Was She Gave the Pervert the Correct Time

When you’re 17 you do some crazy stuff. One summer a few of us guys decided to make a pact to get laid before we went to college, it was a wild time trying to get laid and win the bet. One guy screwed a pie, another guy banged the other dude’s mom and along the way we coined the term MILF that is still a popular parlance today. That may have actually been a movie I saw when we were 17, but still…wild times. [Read More]

The Kid That Taped The USC Students Banging on a Building is a Cardinals Fan

If you’re like us and know all there is to know about whatever the coolest video on the internet is, then you know about the video that was shot on the campus of USC that featured a couple going to town on the roof of a building. Not super tall building either. You could see stuff…like the dude’s junk, and the un-daddy loved soul of the slutbag that agreed to get bent over on the roof of a building in broad daylight. [Read More]

Local Teacher Quits After Student Discovers Her Pornographic Past

Varsity Blues led us astray. We were under the belief that when a high school student uncovers the sexually charged after school activities, past or present, of a teacher, it will ultimately lead to a humorous scene and a strong bond over their shared secret at school. Not so it would appear. Not so.

A west St. Louis County high school teacher quit her job after her x-rated past was exposed when one of her Parkway North students discovered her pornographic work in the adult film industry.

The teacher, Tera Myers, was suspended five years ago when she was a teacher in Paducah, Kentucky.

So a west county teacher did porn huh? Pretty freakin’ sweet. I bet the West County parents would just wish this story would go away…they however, aren’t our readers:

Ask and you shall receive dear readers! …and speaking of receiving…Tera Myers aka Tericka Dye aka Rikki Andersin has appeared in roughly 11 movies (which in porn terms is like three or four days of work). Her filmography includes such classics as “Ass Whores 21”, “Climax Shots 86: Three to Tango”, “Eruptions: Double Dippin” (edited and kinda SFW, if you’re really quick, cover art after the jump), “In Thru The Out Door 7 & 8”, “Sex Freaks 10”, “Rug Munchers” and “Butt Brats 7″…which wasn’t nearly as good as Butt Brats 4, but you just knew they were going down hill after that scene with the tuna fish, foam #1 finger, 3.5 lesbian vampires, the guy that played Cockroach on the Cosby show and all that mustard. (We made all of that up, but in our heads it was epic.)

According to the pervs on the internet, her biggest movie was “Tight Ass” when she worked with the noted director John T. Bone (not a joke, these are actually facts). Here is a SFW clip of Rikki Andersin aka Tera Myers in “Tight Ass”(though some naughty language at the end, so headphones!). In this scene, our star is having some trouble remembering her lines, in which she apparently plays Hamlet for some reason. No worries though! She is helped with her lines by a gentleman in white jeans and his friend…they can’t seem to help her memorization, but they can help her with something else… (Hint: It rhymes with “blow job”)

After her time in porn, Andersin/Meyers later enlisted in the Army and using the GI Bill to go to college and do quite well, ultimately earning her teaching degree. A few years ago, she confessed that her time in porn was a result of needing money after being unemployed, homeless and seeking treatment for bipolar disorder.

Meanwhile at Parkway North, parents and administrators are fuming over this “revelation”…but here’s the thing…they shouldn’t be. We aren’t going to go on some tirade about how she shouldn’t be removed from the school. No, the school can hire anyone they please and when you have a porn background, that’s the breaks. Life isn’t fair but you should have thought about whether or not you wanted to sculpt young minds for a future career before you had some hairy-chested guy spunk in your eye in the 80s. No, Parkway North’s administration shouldn’t be overly upset because the the knowledge of Meyer’s past was pretty out in the open this whole time! Sure, its a new name and a criminal history check turned up nothing because it’s not illegal to be a “Butt Brat (7)”, but she was on freaking Dr. Phil talking about how hard it was to get fired for this exact same thing in 2006!

Ok, maybe they shouldn’t have reasonably figured that out, but it’s hard to imagine Meyers thinking she can change names and teach again after going on Dr. Phil and with kids today getting better and better at finding free porn online. Must be awesome not to have grown up trying to mentally unscramble the nasty channels and having a “Cinemax Weekend” being the highlight of your summer vacation. Kids today still bang microwaved grapefruits though right?

via KMOV

Click though the jump to see a couple of (edited) porn covers featuring Rikki Andersin!

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Dos and Don’ts For Your Mardi Gras Weekend

Mardi Gras is upon us, but that’s especially true for the fine residents of Soulard who enjoy the often repeated pleasure of “Dude! You can just get wasted and walk back home!” …but alas, they also have to look at the invading drunken hoards for an entire weekend, and lets face it, some are better to look at than others. Ok, lets really face it: Some of ya’ll are gross. It’s ok though! [Read More]

Mardi Gras Condom Beads, Because No One Wants You Drunks to Be Someone’s Mom

The Shanti, will be handing out “condom beads” during this weekend’s Mardi Gras festivities. Why? Because you’re all skanky. [Teresa Parker, owner,] said she decided to participate in handing out the beads because she wants to promote safe sex and thought it was a good theme with the adult band, Digger’s Lounge, playing this weekend. The condom wrapper says “Catch these not STDs” and includes a phone number for testing. [Read More]

Amazon.com Says St. Louis is the 18th Most Romantic City

Basing their rankings off of sales data of romantic novels, relationship books, romantic comedy movies, Barry White albums and various “sexual wellness” products per capita since the first of the year, Amazon.com has placed St. Louis at number 18 on it’s Most Romantic City list. To us that sounds more like St. Louis has relationship issues than one that’s naturally romantic. Why buy all that crap if you’re just naturally gifted with the ladies? [Read More]

Breaking News: Small Town Missouri People Don’t Like “Adult” Stores

I don’t want to shock you, but we hear that a store selling “adult-themed” products is being harassed in the town of Pevely, Missouri. Who would have thought a small Missouri town, just south of St. Louis, would be unwelcoming of a sexy store selling lingerie, lubricants and “other marital aides”?! Shocked. We’re shocked. Also did you hear about that old asian guy driving slowly down 40 the other day? Since when are old asian guys not burning up the roads? [Read More]