Amazon.com Says St. Louis is the 18th Most Romantic City

Basing their rankings off of sales data of romantic novels, relationship books, romantic comedy movies, Barry White albums and various “sexual wellness” products per capita since the first of the year, Amazon.com has placed St. Louis at number 18 on it’s Most Romantic City list.

To us that sounds more like St. Louis has relationship issues than one that’s naturally romantic. Why buy all that crap if you’re just naturally gifted with the ladies? Clearly we are a lone wolf of romantic sexiness in St. Louis because we sure don’t need Barry White albums. We tried to play some music to calm a lady friend down, but it really didn’t seem to help. Hell, she probably couldn’t even hear it from inside the trunk.

Here’s the top ten:

  1. Alexandria, Va.

  2. Knoxville, TN

  3. Orlando, Fla.

  4. Miami, FL

  5. Ann Arbor, Mich.

  6. Columbia, SC

  7. Cincinnati

  8. Murfreesboro, TN

  9. Gainesville, Fla.

  10. Tallahassee, Fla.

via KMOV