So a Crappy QB and a Hot Idiot Get Married…

 Posted on July 7, 2010  |  The Editor

Over the Independence Day weekend former Rams quarterback married notable opponent of independence (at least for some) Carrie Prejean…she is hot though. I mean, if you don’t count horse teeth, dark roots or pre-mature smile lines. The onetime beauty queen turned same-sex marriage opponent had a wedding of her own Friday night, swapping vows with NFL stud Kyle Boller in a lavish ceremony in San Diego. The Oakland Raiders quarterback and Prejean said their “I do’s” at Capella Church, located inside the Grand Del Mar Hotel in the bride’s beachy California hometown, in a 25-minute ceremony surrounded by friends and family. [Read More]
carrie prejean  kyle boller  married 

Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry

 Posted on June 30, 2010  |  The Editor

The Mizzou wide-reciever that had a career year in 2009 but was left undrafted last April has found another way to entertain us all that doesn’t involve touchdowns: Insane ramblings on his Twitter stream. This is way better than watching a Mizzou game. Here are a few examples: Hmm. Begging for line-sitters is something that NFL players can pull off maybe… See this is brilliant. Danario has found a way to make the label “Twitter Follower” more demeaning by incorporating the term “bitches” in there. [Read More]
danario alexander  football  mizzou  social media  twitter 

No Pujols in This Year’s Home Run Derby

 Posted on June 29, 2010  |  The Editor

St. Louis’ most like latino guy won’t be dropping any long balls in to the stands at this year’s Major League Baseball Home Run Derby in Anaheim, CA. Like Jim Edmonds before him, he felt that after participating before his power numbers declined in the second half of the season and he doesn’t want to do that again. …probably something about the All-Star Game being in St. Louis last year had a little something to do with it as well. [Read More]
all star  home run derby  pujols 

What Do the Cardinals and George Brett Have in Common?

 Posted on June 28, 2010  |  The Editor

After getting killed 10-3 in the last game of the three-game set in Kansas City over the weekend, one could say the Cardinals officially crapped themselves in Kansas City. That’s ok though. Kansas City Royals Hall of Famer George Brett says you’re good for one of those at least twice a year. Editor’s Note: NSFW audio…by which I mean, just put on headphones. We’ll tell you if the boss is coming. [Read More]
george brett  kansas city  poop  royals 

Bill O’Reilly Talks With Albert Pujols

 Posted on June 23, 2010  |  The Editor

In the photo below Bill O’Reilly chats with Albert Pujols about… A. O’Reilly: “Excuse me senior, but how long does it take you to cut Busch Stadium’s lawn?” Pujols: “Ha ha ha…that’s funny. Now you die.” B. Which of the two of them is more loved in St. Charles County. C. Bill’s checking for Albert’s green card and asking him if its ok he came to this country to take the job of a hard-working american first-basemen like Steve Pearce of the Pirates. [Read More]
albert pujols  bill orielly 

Tony LaRussa Watches Step Brothers During Press Conference

 Posted on June 16, 2010  |  The Editor

Step Brothers? As in… Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents get married. See? (move your lookin’ balls right) Its true, though still unbelievable. The only way to explain this is…well, there’s no way to explain this. Wait: weed. There, we explained it. Oh and Ron? It’s your face. And I, again, you know, you’re doing great, man. [Read More]
Entertainment  press conference  step brothers.  tony larussa 

Kansas City: Oh So Now You Have to Have a All-Star Game Too?

 Posted on June 15, 2010  |  The Editor

Kansas City, St. Louis’ little annoying sibling, just has to do everything we do. First we were like “It would be awesome if our football team was really terrible.” and then Kansas City thought that was awesome, so now the Chiefs suck, and now after our All-Star game last year Kansas City wants one of those too. Commissioner Bud Selig will be in Kansas City on Wednesday to formally award the 2012 All-Star Game to the Royals and Kauffman Stadium. [Read More]
all-star game  baseball  kansas city  mlb 

Hey Aaron Miles! Got Any More Suck We Need to Carry In? Oh, Jeff Suppan’s Bringing the Rest? Great.

 Posted on June 11, 2010  |  The Editor

Oh man, we are so going to win the 2006 World Series again! Jeff Suppan is coming back to the St. Louis Cardinals. He will be joining the team in Phoenix and hopes to be active early next week. Oh yeah, Jeff Suppan, we remember him. The guy that Fox Sports Midwest dated exclusively for the three years he was here last. Every stupid little piece before the games was either about Jeff Suppan or included Jeff Suppan as we followed him go do something hilarious, like doing a regular person’s job. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  jeff suppan  mlb 

Chrissy Pronger?: Chicago Takes Aim at Ex-Blue

 Posted on June 10, 2010  |  The Editor

We remember Chris Pronger, we just don’t remember him having such a great ass and set of gams! Rrrrrrrow! That pull out poster appeared in the Chicago Tribune just after game 5 of the Stanley Cups finals. Some have called it tasteless, others have said “What the hell is hockey?”, but when asked directly, Pronger himself only had this to say: “I don’t read what you guys write. Good or bad. [Read More]
chicago tribune  chris pronger  hockey  nhl