Tony LaRussa Watches Step Brothers During Press Conference

Step Brothers? As in…

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents get married.

See? (move your lookin’ balls right) Its true, though still unbelievable.

The only way to explain this is…well, there’s no way to explain this. Wait: weed.

There, we explained it.

Oh and Ron? It’s your face. And I, again, you know, you’re doing great, man. This is the Catalina Wine Mixer Cardinals Post Game Press Conference. We’re all having a great time. Everybody’s having fun. You pulled it off. Alright? But if you don’t change your face, I’m gonna change it for you.