Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry

The Mizzou wide-reciever that had a career year in 2009 but was left undrafted last April has found another way to entertain us all that doesn’t involve touchdowns: Insane ramblings on his Twitter stream.

This is way better than watching a Mizzou game. Here are a few examples:

Hmm. Begging for line-sitters is something that NFL players can pull off maybe…

See this is brilliant. Danario has found a way to make the label “Twitter Follower” more demeaning by incorporating the term “bitches” in there.

That’s what she said.

Apparently this was Mr. Alexander’s first trip to South County.

Sounds about right at this point.