Mr. Dana Loesch Calls RiverFront Times to Complain About Their Correct Story

 Posted on July 15, 2010  |  The Editor

Mr. Dana Loesch, aka Chris Loesch, a frequent, but pseudonymed, commenter on all posts concerning Dana on this very site, has quite a reputation around town of appearing like Beetlejuice when someone mentions his wife’s name three times. No, it doesn’t matter if they are “attacking” her or just reporting, he still appears. The most recent sighting was the Riverfront Times where…well, I’ll let RFT reporter Chad Garrison tell you: [Read More]
chris loesch  dana loesch  ed martin  riverfront times  shock city studios 

Kurt Warner Tweets Like an 11 Year Old

 Posted on July 12, 2010  |  The Editor

OMG! Kurt Warner iz such a gr8 writer. Hs prose jst sEm 2 croS boundaries. LOL. JK. IDK. wutevA. Here’s some examples: Anybody out there no where my IPAD is? Bec, of the 8ppl in this house, of corse no 1 has seen it or played w it all day! Must b my imposter! # Drove past car w/ sticker “boobs r power”, my life suddenly started 2 make sense & y I have always felt powerless! [Read More]
kurt warner  nfl  social media  twitter 

Virginia Kerr is Still Cute as a Button While Preggers

 Posted on July 9, 2010  |  The Editor

KMOV morning cutie Virginia Kerr was opining about stretchmark prevention on a “mommy blog” recently: Two more weeks until the third trimester! I’m so excited, I think I may have to celebrate that day with ice cream! BUT it also makes me worry stretch marks are right around the corner. So far, so good but I’ve been reading women get them as late as three days before they give birth. [Read More]
pregnant  virginia kerr 

99.1 Joy FM Launches

 Posted on July 8, 2010  |  The Editor

The Jews killed Jesus and now Jesus killed classical music in St. Louis. When will man’s violent march stop?! 99.1 switched from one of the only 16 classical stations to christian rock 99.1 JoyFM today. Joking aside (for just a moment though) people are really either pissed or over-“joy”ed. There seems to be no middle ground…well I guess some, since we really don’t care that much. Reports on the station after it’s first few hours of life are exactly as you would think: If you like Christian Rock, you love it. [Read More]
99.1  christian rock  classical  jesus  joyfm 

The Beautiful Kind: The Latest Blogger to Get Booked

 Posted on July 7, 2010  |  The Editor

Friend-of-the-site, fellow St. Louis based blogger and the one that always beats us in the “Local Blogger Who Uses the Word Tits the Most” contest every year, The Beautiful Kind has bounced back in a big way from her recent brush with blog mortality. First the blog returned in record time, stronger than ever, and now, an ebook entitled The Book of Goddess: Elevating Your Desirability to Mythic Proportions. We got ahold of TBK, well not really…that guy in the photo above has “ahold” of her…to talk about the new book which you can read about and download your free PDF copy (great for iPads…you know, because the screen can just be wiped clean after doing the “homework”) at thebookofgoddess. [Read More]
book  tbk  the beautiful kind  the book of goddess 

See, We Told You That Was JC’s Head

 Posted on July 6, 2010  |  The Editor

Back in November we mentioned that apart from how stupid 101 ESPN’s fake “contest” to be Bryan Burwell’s new co-host, we thought the recently canned JC Corcoran had the job. We were wrong about that. We were dead on however that the shadowy head used in WXOS’ banners promoting the “search” were a perfect match for Corcoran. Recently even the man himself, JC, agreed on the July 2nd installment of his “Daily Dose” segment on JCOnTheLine. [Read More]
101espn  jc corcoran  wxos 

Fox2′s “Web Center” is Apparently a Closet With a Computer in it

 Posted on July 1, 2010  |  The Editor

“Live in the Web Center. This is George Sells, Fox2 news.” The Web Center?! We were going to do exactly what every pseudo-news outpost is supposed to do in St. Louis and bite on this story that some St. Louis company is going to map Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA and will undoubtedly uncover amazing truths and far too many bat head biting references to count, but when watching the clip about the story on Fox2’s site just now, something else caught our attention… [Read More]
fox2  george sells  ktvi  web center 

Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry

 Posted on June 30, 2010  |  The Editor

The Mizzou wide-reciever that had a career year in 2009 but was left undrafted last April has found another way to entertain us all that doesn’t involve touchdowns: Insane ramblings on his Twitter stream. This is way better than watching a Mizzou game. Here are a few examples: Hmm. Begging for line-sitters is something that NFL players can pull off maybe… See this is brilliant. Danario has found a way to make the label “Twitter Follower” more demeaning by incorporating the term “bitches” in there. [Read More]
danario alexander  football  mizzou  social media  twitter 

Blind Item: Slam-a-Lam My Ding-Dong

 Posted on June 29, 2010  |  The Editor

We are hearing rumors that one locally rooted sports voice might soon be outted on a national level on how his extramarital affair destroyed what was left of his marriage. Not only that, but lets just say, this time someone off the field is publicly “switching teams”…and we don’t mean jerseys.

Guesses? Thoughts? …Our lips are sealed.

blind item 

The 10 Best “Texts From Last Night” From the 314

 Posted on June 25, 2010  |  The Editor

From the website, Texts From Last Night, we present to you the Top 10 texts from the 314 area code! #10: i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting. #9: Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us. #8: I hated hipsters before it was mainstream. [Read More]
314  text  text message  weird