From the website, Texts From Last Night, we present to you the Top 10 texts from the 314 area code!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I mean I like that it’s warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can’t walk around naked anymore.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that’s all.
I still can’t believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You people are weird.