Bill Keaggy is an interesting guy. Usually people that are described as interesting are guys that do Civil War reenactments and say in character way too long, or collect weird stuff. Keaggy falls in the later bucket and one of his quirky collections is landing him on the national late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live (not to be confused with Jimmy Kimmel Taped Earlier Today, which is the name of the pilot we’ve been pitching. Call us!)
Announcing his booking to talk about his collection of grocery lists and his book on the collection called “Milk, Eggs, Vodka,” on the late-night ABC program via his Twitter feed, Keaggy said:
Keaggy will following Dakota Fanning and have Korn as his musical accompaniment on Kimmel which will, once again, air on July 1st.
Also of note is that Dakota Fanning now looks like this:
…and is only 16 currently. You perv. We were just posting the photo as a point of reference. Don’t save this image to your computer. Don’t! Don’t you dare right-click it and select “Save As”. That would just be wrong.