Car Crashes in to Downtown Hooters

 Posted on January 21, 2011  |  The Editor

Details are slim as of this writing, but just after 9 pm a car crashed in to the Hoosters in downtown St. Louis starting a fire. Somehow no one was injured and the people in car have been arrested. No suprise there. Smashing something that hard in to Hooters ususal does end up getting you arrested…at the very least slapped. That’s gotta be the first time anything “flaming” crashed a party at Hooters! [Read More]
accident  car  hooters 

Craig Cornett Beat Up a 75-Year Old Man

 Posted on January 21, 2011  |  The Editor

Former 93.7 the Bull’s morning show host Craig Cornett‘s fans have been waiting for some time now to find out what Cornett’s next big project would be. A new job at a local music station? Maybe a straight talk format show? Something online? Nope! The first real mention of Craig Cornett since dropping of the airwaves in August of 2009 is about…Cornett beating the hell out of a 75 year old man in the parking lot of a casino! [Read More]
Ameristar  assault  craig cornett 

Del Taco is Gross, Don’t Take Us There or We Will Stab You

 Posted on January 20, 2011  |  The Editor

There might have been another reason in play, but if we were in a car with you and you drove us to Del Taco, we would stab you. It’s gross. Don’t care how late it is or hungry we are, we will never say yes to the fast food version of rib-jobbing a sweaty Mexican donkey ride guy. The victim told police that he and a 31-year-old white male were at the drive thru of Del Taco when they got into an argument. [Read More]
del taco  Health  refried butthole  south grand  stabbing 

Empty Bag of Weed Drives Imperial Man to Kill

 Posted on January 19, 2011  |  The Editor

Pro Tip: Always check your bag of weed before giving up the money. It may drive you to shoot a guy. Ryan Harris (right) paid Michael Maybearry (dead) $20 for a bag of weed, got home, found the bag was empty. That made Harris angry, so angry the first thought through his mind, as told to police was: “I gotta kill this guy.” Harris sounds pretty highly strung. He really could have used that weed! [Read More]
marijuana  murder  shooting  weed 

What Do You Do When the Cops Reach in Your Window For Your Drugs?

 Posted on January 11, 2011  |  The Editor

A high-speed chase started in the city, ended with a traffic accident in Webster Groves, and all started when a police officer thought he saw drugs in use in a car, reached in the window to get them and the suspect…rolled the window up on his arm! Balls. Giant balls. Police say it began around 3 p.m. at the intersection of Minerva and Union when an officer saw what he thought were drugs inside a vehicle. [Read More]
bad boys  car  chase  cops 

Some Guy Raped a Four-year-old and Gave it an STD

 Posted on January 7, 2011  |  The Editor

A 19-year-old man has been charged with raping and giving both gonorrhea and chlamydia to a 4-year-old. He also gave her a My Little Pony for Christmas but is anyone saying anything about that?! No! Of course not. Always focusing on the negative. You people make me sick! No, but seriously, the rape thing is probably the bigger story here. James M. Davis, of East St. Louis, is charged with statutory rape in the first degree. [Read More]
rape  std 

Sunset Hills Gets Their First Tornado Looters

 Posted on January 6, 2011  |  The Editor

Ok, now it’s an official disaster. We couldn’t call it earlier, but now we have official looters so it’s finally time. Congrats South County! Someone start printing “I Survived …” shirts. It’s time. Brothers, Elvis and Hajro Ferhatovic and their father, Omer Ferhatovic each face two counts of felony stealing. The men were seen picking up an air conditioning unit, lawn mower, even pots and pans from tornado damaged homes. The men came back a few hours later and volunteers alerted police, who made the arrests. [Read More]
looting  sunset hills  tornado 

Officer Dustin Ries Sure Does Like Hitting and Macing People!

 Posted on January 6, 2011  |  The Editor

We broke down the now infamous police beat-down video yesterday morning on the site but since then a little more information has leaked out that we just had to pass on. It turns out ole Officer Dustin “Let go of my feet!” Ries has a pretty short beat you with his club and mace you fuse. We’ve all seen his latest beating/macing in its beautiful YouTube glory, but STLToday learned that Ries has had at least two other run-ins that ended with him beating someone with his baton and macing them. [Read More]
beating  Dustin Ries  police 

St. Louis Police Officer Caught on Tape Beating Drunk Guy

 Posted on January 5, 2011  |  The Editor

So last weekend a St. Louis cop got caught whipping a guy’s ass. Maybe you’ve heard about it. Here’s the video on YouTube. Oh like you thought we weren’t going to make an animated gif out of this?! First off, I think we were all pretty surprised that it wasn’t a black guy getting beat up here. No no no, it’s ok. When you clicked on a link that says “Police Officer Caught Beating a Guy” you totally expected to see a black guy getting his ass whooped. [Read More]
beating  Dustin Ries  police 

Turns Out the Police Shot Jesus at Denny’s the Other Day

 Posted on January 4, 2011  |  The Editor

Remember yesterday when we told you about the guy that really really wanted to get in that Denny’s on Hampton Sunday and ended up getting shot in the leg by the police? His mugshot was released after being charged with 1st Degree Property Damage and a count of Attempted Assult on a Law Enforcement Officer. Turns out that dude was Jesus. This changes everything. First off that officer shot Jesus, so he’s got to deal with that. [Read More]
denny's  jesus  storm