Del Taco is Gross, Don’t Take Us There or We Will Stab You

There might have been another reason in play, but if we were in a car with you and you drove us to Del Taco, we would stab you. It’s gross. Don’t care how late it is or hungry we are, we will never say yes to the fast food version of rib-jobbing a sweaty Mexican donkey ride guy.

The victim told police that he and a 31-year-old white male were at the drive thru of Del Taco when they got into an argument. The victim said the suspect stabbed him with a knife.

The stabbing victim is in critical condition but stable. He’ll pull through.

The attacker, who actually ate some of the Del Taco he ordered is in far worse condition and may not make it through the night.

In fact, a recent study was completed that found the healthiest thing you can order at a Del Taco is a violent crime. Good thing they generally come free with your visit.

via KMOV