WIL’s Cornbread Flunked 5th Grade Social Studies

 Posted on March 4, 2010  |  The Editor

KSDK debuted their all new “I’m Just Sayin’” segment where they apparently allow any one that has been on the radio to talk about mindless and poorly thought out things on TV. This idea can’t fail. When asked for a comment on how letting random people blather on about their biased opinions on a news program sounded like a good idea, a KSDK spokesman replied “Look, everyone else has been bending over the ghost of actual journalism and repeatedly fisting it for a while now. [Read More]
cornbread  i'm just sayin  ksdk  tammy holland 

Are Some Schools Closing? I Can’t Tell.

 Posted on February 9, 2010  |  The Editor

Try to watch a Conan repeat on KSDK on a cold snowy night in St. Louis and see if you can tell if any schools are closing tomorrow. Here’s a photo from last night: Where are they…hmmm….ah found them! Bottom of the screen with the snowflakes. (Nice touch) There are seriously loads of problems with this, so lets toss out some easy ones like oh the fact that internet might be a way better place for this kinda crap, and start with a simple one: Are you freakin’ serious with the size of this thing? [Read More]
ksdk  local news  school closings  snow 

News Chopper 5 Has Been Grounded

 Posted on February 8, 2010  |  The Editor

More cost-cutting measures continue to be created to keep our struggling local news operations afloat. One of the more recent ones is KSDK, channel 5’s move to dismantle their news helicopter. From the rumor mill over on STLMedia.net: As of February 1st KSDK no longer has a news helicopter. The camera has been removed from chopper 5. In a cost cutting move KSDK is negotiating with KMOV for a “shared use” of aerial footage, but has yet to sign an agreement. [Read More]
channel 5  helicopter  ksdk  local news 

Fox 2 Sends Reporter to Haiti, Probably Can’t Pay to Bring Them Back

 Posted on January 21, 2010  |  The Editor

According to the St. Louis Business Journal, Fox 2 has decided to send a report to Haiti…because apparently there isn’t a single stock photo or video of Haiti around anywhere! Sadly, its not Rich Gould. Fox 2 News’ Roche Madden and cameraman John McClelland have hopped aboard a U.S. Air Force cargo plane at Scott Air Force base headed to Haiti. Madden will be the only St. Louis television reporter reporting from Haiti. [Read More]
fox 2  haiti  ksdk  ktvi 

Google Releases St. Louis’ Most Searched Terms

 Posted on December 2, 2009  |  The Editor

Its December! So get ready for list after list after list and then a few list tv specials on VH1 about this “crazy” year! …all the while forgetting that something might happen in the last few weeks. The first entrant is Google, as they released their 2009 Zeitgeist that lists all kinds of interesting search data from the last year. For instance? The top 10 search terms for stadiums which Yankee Stadium came in #1 and our own Busch Stadium came in 9th. [Read More]
google  ksdk  search  weird 

KSDK’s Art Holliday Flips a Bitch at Work, Gets Sent Home

 Posted on October 26, 2009  |  The Editor

Hey look at that Jerry Berger finally delivered some actual gossip on his website as opposed to the blatherings of various St. Louis councilmen that no one cares about. Check out Art Holliday going postal at work! NEWS IS NEWS: KSDK (Channel 5) anchor/producer Art Holliday is known around the dial for his affable good nature. But (as Congressional candidate Ed Martin might say) , even Atlas has to shrug. Holliday was missing from the station’s downtown studio Thursday, sent out by his bosses to cool down following a newsroom tirade earlier in the week. [Read More]
art holliday  freak out  ksdk 

More “Who Cares?” News From KSDK’s Leisa Zigman: Wedding Day Flub

 Posted on October 15, 2009  |  The Editor

Of course you want your wedding day to be perfect, but guess what? Not gonna happen. Everyone has something weird or crappy happen. Admittedly, some are worse off than others, but its always something. For instance our first whirlwind marriage with super model Heidi Klum (Don’t ask her about. She’ll pretend like she won’t know what you are talking about.) was totally ruined when I was arrested outside her, I mean our, bathroom window for just standing there with a locket of my future wife’s hair and all those photos of us…well they are just of her, but someone has to take the photo, with the telephoto lens, from my van. [Read More]
crazy  ksdk  morons  reverend  wedding 

KSDK Determined to Count Each and Every Swine Flu Death

 Posted on September 18, 2009  |  The Editor

From KSDK.com: Missouri has recorded its second swine flu death, and the first in the western part of the state. State health officials say a 24-year-old Independence woman died Wednesday night, several days after she was hospitalized with symptoms including diarrhea, coughing and extreme fatigue. Her name was not released. Look, KSDK, I don’t know how to tell you this…geez…um, we don’t care about Swine Flu any more. We’ve moved on to more important issues like Kanye West, so you should move on too. [Read More]
Health  ksdk  swine flu 

Slow News Day For St. Louis Outlets: Three Examples of Non-News

 Posted on September 9, 2009  |  The Editor

Not every day can bring the death of a pop super star, a buyout of a local institution or even weather related news. Apparently one of those days was yesterday because there were some people out there at our local news sources freaking struggling to get something out the door! “Three sisters have weight loss surgery together” from KSDK.com Should have been titled: “Three Fat Sisters Get Surgery Together Because All Hate Being Fat, but Not Enough To Do Actual Work. [Read More]
business journal  I'm bringing back psych  ksdk  ktvi  News  psych