Damn That’s a Nice Coyote Hat

 Posted on April 18, 2011  |  The Editor

This Coyote hat, which is more of a full animal skin with a pocket for your head at one end than it is a traditional hat, can be all yours for $150! The sexy model does not come with the hat or, hopefully, at all.

We actually aren’t sure if this “hat” was actually something someone purposefully made this way, or a coyote tried to eat this slow-moving old broad one day only to choke and die while trying to swallow her head.

If your idea of a good way to blow $150 is to shove your head in the neck-hole of a dead animal skin, then this sounds like a good deal. It also sounds like a good deal if you just want to buy it to scare the neighbor kids or if you wanted something to wear to work on the days you have meetings with that vegetarian chick that just keeps going on and on about animal cruelty like you actually slaughtered your chicken nuggets in the parking lot.

via Craiglist and Reddit (bbr4nd0n)

[Full screen capture of the ad after the jump for posterity if/when the Craigslist link stops working]

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coyote  craigslist  hat  highland  illinois  sighting 

The Office’s St. Louis Girls Start a Bake-Off

 Posted on April 15, 2011  |  The Editor

According to Mindy Kaling, aka The Office’s Kelly Kapoor, the St. Louis-raised girls of the office started up a little local-flavored bake-off on set: The three St. Louis raised stars of The Office who can apparently all make Gooey Butter Cake, are, of course, Jenna Fischer (Pam), who is hot, Ellie Kemper (Erin), who is also hot, and Phyllis Smith (Phyllis) , who also…um…works there. We asked Kaling for an update on the bake-off results, but as of this writing, we haven’t heard anything back. [Read More]
celebrity  ellie kemper  gooey butter cake  jenna fischer  phyllis smith 

Passed Out Pirates Fan Gets Face Queef

 Posted on April 13, 2011  |  The Editor

Pop Senario Quiz: You’re a nice St. Louis girl at the ballgame in your Molina jersey and your matching red shoes, and as you’re leaving, you see a guy passed out on the street…who also happens to be a Pirates fan…who also happens to have pissed himself. What does a nice young lady of St. Louis do? A: Help the gentleman up, and get him to a cab. B: Take his wallet. [Read More]
cardinals  fans  pirates  sighting 

Gary Sinise Was in St. Louis Yesterday

 Posted on April 12, 2011  |  The Editor

Actor Gary Sinise, best known for being the other guy in a bunch of really good Tom Hanks movies, was in St. Louis Monday to talk about his upcoming concert at the Family Arena and how it’s proceeds will go to a good cause: He made the official announcement that his band, named the “Lt. Dan Band” after his character in that 1994 film, will play a Memorial Day weekend concert on May 27th at the St. [Read More]
celebrity  charity  gary sinise  veterans 

There’s One Less Thing to Crush Up and Snort Legally in St. Charles County

 Posted on April 12, 2011  |  The Editor

The St. Charles County Council, which sounds like an awesome collection of warriors, but in reality is a boring collection of old white people clothed in over-priced sweaters, voted in to law a ban of certain bath salt items and more variants of the K2 “fake pot” because kids are getting high off to them. Spray paint and gas would have been outlawed too, but they dodged the ban bullet this time because “the council” needs those items this weekend to repaint their shed and drive to Old Country Buffet as it is their main source of food. [Read More]
bath salts  Health  st. charles county 

Former President Bill Clinton to Speak at University of Central Missouri For Some Reason

 Posted on April 5, 2011  |  The Editor

Former President Bill Clinton will speak at University of Central Missouri’s graduation next month as well as receive an honorary doctorate. Why? Because the University of Central Missouri is an important…um…it’s a school that everyone remembers exists…well, not really…it’s um…well, out of all the fake doctoral degrees out there, University of Central Missouri’s is…uh…definitely…one of them. The university says Clinton is being honored for his commitment to education and philanthropy as well as his service to the country as president. [Read More]
bill clinton  celebrity  university of central missouri 

Craigslist: Searching for the Real Housewife of Jefferson County

 Posted on April 4, 2011  |  The Editor

We love a good farcical Craigslist post around here. cough So we’re glad we ran across this over the weekend and that someone had the forethought to screen grab it! Have you dreamed of being famous? Are you a burgeoning socialite cougar with ambitions of making ti to the small screen? Do you frequently fornicate with members of your immediate family? Sadly, this guy probably has an inbox full of submissions from every fat (but not Jefferson County fat, which everyone knows adds more pounds than a t-shirt scoop full of disposable cameras), stretch pants-rocking, side ponytail having, daycare/meth maker in the county. [Read More]
craigslist  jefferson county  sighting 

Southeast Missouri Sheriff Deputy Shoots “Dangerous” Chihuahua

 Posted on April 4, 2011  |  The Editor

A Southeast Missouri sheriff’s deputy was responding to a domestic dispute call when after making an arrest she was confronted by a snarling dog. One of the dogs lunged to bite a deputy Kelly Barks, and she responded by firing a shot at the dog. Walking back outside Barks found the dog didn’t actually bite her, but as still “acting aggressively” so the dog was shot by Barks a second time. [Read More]
Bollinger County  Chihuahua  kelly barks  morons 

The Kid That Taped The USC Students Banging on a Building is a Cardinals Fan

 Posted on April 1, 2011  |  The Editor

If you’re like us and know all there is to know about whatever the coolest video on the internet is, then you know about the video that was shot on the campus of USC that featured a couple going to town on the roof of a building. Not super tall building either. You could see stuff…like the dude’s junk, and the un-daddy loved soul of the slutbag that agreed to get bent over on the roof of a building in broad daylight. [Read More]
cardinals  sextastic  usc  Video 

Old Photo of the Beatles at Busch Stadium Surfaces

 Posted on April 1, 2011  |  The Editor

NPR recently posted some rare behind the scenes photos of The Beatles, which were this british pop band from the olden days. (We’d never heard of them, but Steve Jobs told us they were a big deal, so we gave them a shot…not bad!) What the hell was the point of all this?…oh yeah, here’s one from St. Louis! There are George and John chilling at the locker rooms at old Busch Stadium (II)! [Read More]
beatles  busch stadium  celebrity