Passed Out Pirates Fan Gets Face Queef

Pop Senario Quiz: You’re a nice St. Louis girl at the ballgame in your Molina jersey and your matching red shoes, and as you’re leaving, you see a guy passed out on the street…who also happens to be a Pirates fan…who also happens to have pissed himself. What does a nice young lady of St. Louis do?

A: Help the gentleman up, and get him to a cab.

B: Take his wallet. Pirate fan money buys meth just as well as money from people that like good baseball teams!

C: Squat down near his face, like you’re going to rip ass (or something) on him and give the camera the ole thumbs up sign.

D: Take your top off and lick one of your boobs while winking at the camera.

Well D would have been nice, but it was C…it’s always C.

via Dammit Wheeler who’s photo bug is almost big enough to make you think there might have actually been a little severed head on the street next to this seen. Click to his site for the photo source, but stay for the comic sans font! Jokes aside, this is a great photo find!

[Editor’s Note: It took nearly 1500 posts, but we finally got the word “queef” in a title. A dream finally realized.]