Passed Out Pirates Fan Gets Face Queef

Pop Senario Quiz: You’re a nice St. Louis girl at the ballgame in your Molina jersey and your matching red shoes, and as you’re leaving, you see a guy passed out on the street…who also happens to be a Pirates fan…who also happens to have pissed himself. What does a nice young lady of St. Louis do?

A: Help the gentleman up, and get him to a cab.

B: Take his wallet. Pirate fan money buys meth just as well as money from people that like good baseball teams!

C: Squat down near his face, like you’re going to rip ass (or something) on him and give the camera the ole thumbs up sign.

D: Take your top off and lick one of your boobs while winking at the camera.

Well D would have been nice, but it was C…it’s always C.

Midwest hospitality at it’s finest.

via Dammit Wheeler who’s photo bug is almost big enough to make you think there might have actually been a little severed head on the street next to this seen. Click to his site for the photo source, but stay for the comic sans font! Jokes aside, this is a great photo find!

_[Editor’s Note: It took nearly 1500 posts, but we finally got the word “queef” in a title. A dream finally realized.]_