Former President Bill Clinton to Speak at University of Central Missouri For Some Reason

Former President Bill Clinton will speak at University of Central Missouri’s graduation next month as well as receive an honorary doctorate. Why? Because the University of Central Missouri is an important…um…it’s a school that everyone remembers exists…well, not really…it’s um…well, out of all the fake doctoral degrees out there, University of Central Missouri’s is…uh…definitely…one of them. The university says Clinton is being honored for his commitment to education and philanthropy as well as his service to the country as president. [Read More]