Hey Ladies: He Looks Like That and He’s a Sex Offender!

 Posted on October 4, 2011  |  The Editor

Michael Campbell of Springfield, Missouri was arrested the other day after coming within 500 feet of a playground or public pool. Campbell was detained, not because he looks like the freaking boogey man, but because he’s also a sex offender, adding a second reason he should be nowhere near children. How this creepy bastard doesn’t have a crappy SyFy Channel or Lifetime movie about him yet, we have no idea. [Read More]
sex offender  springfield  tattoo 

Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again

 Posted on September 30, 2011  |  The Editor

Everyone’s “favorite” Cardinals broadcaster, Dan McLauglin, was busted for drinking and driving again Sunday night. This time after crashing his car in a single car accident in Chesterfield. Cardinals broadcaster Dan McLaughlin has been cited for drunken driving for a second time after a stop by Chesterfield police on Sunday. Police said McLaughlin, 37, was stopped at 10:13 p.m. on Baxter Road and Isleview Drive after he crashed his vehicle. No other vehicle was involved, police say, but they declined to elaborate. [Read More]
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Woman Turns in Fiancee After Discovering He’s a Pedophile

 Posted on September 28, 2011  |  The Editor

“What? No! You’re crazy. He’s not like that at all!” “We need a van because the extra cargo space is nice, ok?!” “What do you mean we need more Butterfingers? Didn’t I just buy a bunch of them!?” “Oh come on mom! How does someone look like a pedophile?” “Hey honey? Can I borrow your phone for a second I gotta check the traffic for my dri…what the hell is this? [Read More]
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An Overly Theatric Thief Robbed Some People in Dellwood

 Posted on September 27, 2011  |  The Editor

Did you guys see the guy running around Dellwood Sunday night with a shotgun and wearing a hockey mask? Well don’t get too excited…it turns out that he wasn’t Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles extra Casey Jones as we originally thought. Meaning, one, that our autograph is seemingly worthless, and two, that he was probably the guy that robbed the home for mentally disabled adults around those parts. Sure, this is St. [Read More]
dellwood  theft 

Don’t Walk on the Poplar Street Bridge

 Posted on September 26, 2011  |  The Editor

Early Sunday morning a drunk driving a Mustang hit a St. Louis PD car, drove past the officer that was trying to stop him and then proceeded east on to the Poplar Street Bridge where it swerved, hitting two pedestrians, sending one to the hospital and knocking the other off the bridge to his death. Horrible way to die. We would avoid any and all walking on the Poplar Street Bridge, especially going east-bound but that’s just us. [Read More]
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St. Louis Can’t Even Keep the Few Criminals They Do Catch In Jail

 Posted on September 19, 2011  |  The Editor

Just to keep the math easy, lets say St. Louis actually takes down 10 criminals a day. 5 of which are released for various reasons and 2 went down in a blaze of gun fire leaving just 3 criminals we need to put in jail. Of those 3, it seems like at least 1 will just walk out in to the street. “Hey you guys coming?!”, he’ll yell at the remaining 2. [Read More]
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Guy Admits To Robbing Over 160 Cars a Month

 Posted on September 1, 2011  |  The Editor

While trying to hunt down a stolen car last Friday, Lincoln County cops stumbled upon a car jacking savant out in Winfield, Missouri. Joseph Walker the 3rd is only 19, but he’s managed to display his skills in a way very unbecoming of someone who is “the 3rd” of anything. The Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office Patrol Division had been attempting to locate an older model Black GMC Sonoma. The driver of the Sonoma was observed on surveillance camera several days earlier, both at Jack in the Box and Fast Lane in Troy, making purchases with a stolen credit card from one of the vehicles. [Read More]
car  theft  winfield 

North City White Castle Thief Thought She Could Make the Jump

 Posted on August 23, 2011  |  The Editor

A North City woman is in the hospital after jumping from the roof of a third story building because she was being chased by police after robbing a nearby White Castle drive-through. You know an illegal adventure involving White Castle looks like fun in the movies, but in real life Neil Patrick Harris isn’t always there to catch you when you fall. The employee handed a locked cash drawer to the woman who then drove away. [Read More]
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Collinsville Police Chief Takes Stand Against Pants Sagging Law

 Posted on August 8, 2011  |  The Editor

Everyone jumped on the story a few weeks ago about Collinsville banning sagging pants because it’s a stupid law that either won’t be enforced, or will be enforced until the cops get tired of looking like assholes writing tickets to some beltless kid. You know who agrees with this assessment? The Collinsville Police Chief. [P]olice Chief Scott Williams told Knabel and City Council members that he’s fundamentally opposed to the new law, which makes wearing pants 3 inches below the hips illegal. [Read More]
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Missouri Sheriffs Association Caught in Crossfire Between Justice System and Antisec Hackers

 Posted on August 1, 2011  |  The Editor

The “Antisec” movement of hackers have taken down some big-time websites recently. The Arizona Department of Public Safety, the government of Brazil, and british newspapers The Sun and The Times where they posted a fake story about fellow-hacking lover and news mogul Rupert Murdoch. Last weekend though, they took down the Missouri Sheriffs Association. Not quite as glamourous as The Sun, but still pretty damaging. Not only is the Sheriffs Association’s site (mosheriffs. [Read More]
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