If You Can Kick a Ball, You Can Get Kicked Out of Tower Grove Park

 Posted on April 22, 2010  |  The Editor

We’re pretty much the last ones to this party, but one of the Kickball Leagues (the one on the Magnolia side) has been asked to leave Tower Grove Park and play somewhere else after reports of abusive language, public urination, nudity, and disrespect for park rangers, which by the way describes all of St. Louis. Tower Grove Park Director John Karel said the park tried to accommodate the league’s penchant for lewd behavior and alcohol consumption, but had reached a breaking point. [Read More]
bitches  city live  kickball  morons  tower grove park 

Glenn Close Throws out First Pitch

 Posted on April 19, 2010  |  The Editor

Award winning actress Glenn Close was in town on Saturday to throw out the first pitch at the Mets v Cardinals tilt. Close was in town to raise funds and awareness about not making fun of crazy people I. One message Close hopes to drive home is that a mental illness doesn’t have to stop anyone from living a productive, fulfilling life. “It’s not a cool subject for a lot of people,” Close said. [Read More]
1st pitch  baseball  cardinals  glenn close 

Cardinals Played a Lot of Baseball Saturday Night

 Posted on April 19, 2010  |  The Editor

Total Game Time: 6 hours 53 minutes Players Used: 46 At Bats: 158 Pitches: 652 Walks: 19 Strikes Outs: 35 Retarded Tony LaRussa Moves: At least 3. The players found it exciting, the fans found it boring and Tony LaRussa found those pot brownies the Brendan Ryan was saving until after the game. “That’s the fist time I’ve been part of something like that,” said first baseman Albert Pujols. “That was pretty special right there. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  mets  mlb 

Found on Opening Day: The Greatest Shirsey Ever!

 Posted on April 13, 2010  |  The Editor

Tip of the cap to CardsDiaspora.com for finding this gem at opening day and sharing via Twitter: Good for him to show restraint and not go with the cut-off sleeves or the tufts of back hair coming out the top. Sometimes style, even at Cardinal games, isn’t about what you did, but what you didn’t do. Maybe he could have gone for a shredded bottom of the shirt look though, but only because that’s flattering on everyone. [Read More]
cardinals  mlb  opening day  sighting 

Stan Kroenke Was All Like POW and Khan Was All Like WHAT?! Over Last Minute Rams Bid

 Posted on April 13, 2010  |  The Editor

In a move that can be describe no other way than “utter badassery” current minority owner of the Rams and owner of the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche and some “Futbol” team you don’t care about, decided at the last possible second that “Yup, totally buying the Rams too.” “We are pleased to announce that we have exercised our right to purchase the remaining interest in the St. Louis Rams football team under the terms of our Partnership Agreement,” Kroenke said in a statement. [Read More]
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Barry Bonds is Proud of Mark McGwire

 Posted on April 12, 2010  |  The Editor

Nothing like two guys that aided in butt-raping the sport of baseball catching up and spreading good cheer via the press. Barry showed some McGwire love when he (finally) showed up to the 2000 Giants team reunion: “I have a really good friendship with Mark McGwire. I’m proud of him,” the 45-year-old Bonds, back in the Bay Area for a reunion at AT&T Park of the Giants’ 2000 NL West champion team, said when asked what he thought of McGwire’s January admission. [Read More]
barry bonds  baseball  mark mcgwire  sammy sosa  steroids 

Who Says Opening Day isn’t Sexy?!

 Posted on April 12, 2010  |  The Editor

Sent in from a city Quiktrip this morning as proof that we truly are the best and sexiest fans in baseball.  Also, if you are going downtown, watch out for the lion that’s running loose.  Clearly he nearly killed this…woman?

cardinals  hot chicks  opening day 

We Help the Rams Pick Next Season’s Slogan

 Posted on April 9, 2010  |  The Editor

The other day while driving though the city, dodging the commercials on the radio we caught a tidbit on 101 ESPN about the Rams. According to Brian Stull, the Rams coach Steve Spangnolo has created the new 2010-2011 season team motto! No one knows what it is yet, and “Stully” can’t wait to find out if it’s better than last year’s: “53 as 1” If this is the news Stully is waiting for this Rams offseason, we don’t have a lot of faith in the new season. [Read More]
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Top 5 Best and Worst Cardinals 2010 Promotions

 Posted on April 8, 2010  |  The Editor

Every year professional sporting teams hand out those “Promotional Schedules” to everyone with a free hand as if to say “Thanks for spending all this money on us. Checkout this list of cheap crap we will give you if you spend more money with us on a specific day.” We thought it would be fun to take a peak at the St. Louis Cardinals promo schedule and break it down for our sexy sexy readers. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  mlb  promotions  schwag 

It’s Time You Got To Know Sam Bradford

 Posted on April 6, 2010  |  The Editor

It’s happening. All the signs are there. After the Rams signed only AJ Feeley, and the Redskins trading for McNabb, and yesterday’s news that Marc Bulger has been released, its clear the Rams are going to draft Sam Bradford in a few weeks with the #1 pick in the NFL draft. Here are a few things to get you started in getting to know St. Louis’ soon-to-be poster child of rich athletes. [Read More]
draft  football  rams  sam bradford