If You Can Kick a Ball, You Can Get Kicked Out of Tower Grove Park

We’re pretty much the last ones to this party, but one of the Kickball Leagues (the one on the Magnolia side) has been asked to leave Tower Grove Park and play somewhere else after reports of abusive language, public urination, nudity, and disrespect for park rangers, which by the way describes all of St. Louis. Tower Grove Park Director John Karel said the park tried to accommodate the league’s penchant for lewd behavior and alcohol consumption, but had reached a breaking point. [Read More]

This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While

Lets be clear. We don’t want to mislead anyone. This is the best “chick” fight we’ve seen in a while. “Chick” fights consists of 2+ attractive girls that probably really aren’t fighting as much as they are just wrestling to get people’s attention. They do this because it works. Chick Fights are awesome. This video below (use headphones) is a “crazy bitch” fight. One of the combatants is tall and lanky, the other is short and fat with pink hair that gets ripped off and both are really really pissed off. [Read More]

A Redditor Gets Back at Two Cheating St. Louis Bitches

A story about two horrible people and one guy that got them back is making the rounds and it all took place in St. Louis. A young, college aged woman sits down by herself and orders a Bud Light at the two-top next to us. Shortly after, her slightly older female friend joins her. They begin loudly discussing the fact that the young lady JUST has cheated on her boyfriend at a party. [Read More]

Lori Drew Acquitted of Hacking, but Not of Being a Bitch With an Ugly Mom Haircut

We missed this from The Kansas City Star on Thursday: A federal judge on Thursday tentatively threw out the convictions of a Missouri mother for her role in a MySpace hoax directed at a 13-year-old girl who ended up committing suicide. U.S. District Judge George Wu said he was acquitting Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis of misdemeanor counts of accessing computers without authorization. However, he stressed the ruling was tentative until he issues it in writing, which probably will come next week. [Read More]

Rock of Love Bus in St. Louis: God I Hate These Bitches

For those with lives that missed VH1’s Rock of Love Bus this week, the skank mobile parked in St. Louis where Brett took the girls to the Hustler Club (shocking right?) and Uncle Joe’s Flamingo Bowl on Washington. Great for Joe! Bad for everyone that watched it, especially for those that live in Missouri because we got to watch the dumbest skanks VH1 could find have an exchange about where exactly St. [Read More]