Brad Penny Has a Perfectly Square Head

Look at that picture of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Brad Penny. That is one square head and neck combo is it not? Is that attractive? Do girls like heads that look like a tree stump with ears glued on the side? Is this what you want? Eliza Dushku, Alyssa Milano, and whoever the hell this chick isapparently all think so as Penny has dipped in to each of their pine tar at one point or another. [Read More]

Who Says Opening Day isn’t Sexy?!

Sent in from a city Quiktrip this morning as proof that we truly are the best and sexiest fans in baseball.  Also, if you are going downtown, watch out for the lion that’s running loose.  Clearly he nearly killed this…woman?