Luckily Cardinals Diaspora has it covered.
Wait, Brad Penny? The Pitcher?
I did a double take too, friends. But it’s true. And lucky for us he decided to take his babe to Turks & Caicos last week and have her play catch.
On the beach.
In a bikini.
Jesus, its like this guys privates are made of dark chocolate.
In a related story Ray King recently drew a face on a pillow and named it Sarah.