Old Guy Robs Bank

On Monday the Reliance Bank off of Olive in St. Louis County.  Here’s a shot of the action:

The cops believe that the suspect is a man in his 50s wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket.  But thats probably because they have a freaking picture of an older guy in the bank holding a gun wearing a cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket. Nice work. The suspect is either him or the lady in pink, but she doesn’t seem to be all that in to the money and she’s not holding a gun.

Frankly at first it seemed shocking that people still even robs banks these days.  I mean don’t they have a computer?  Isn’t that where these things happen now?  Well in this guys case maybe just going to the bank to rob it was the move. I hear its hard to rob a bank with Internet Explorer 3 on Windows 95 with so many toolbars installed you can only see a sliver of the internet.

My guess is that this all started because he couldn’t figure out the ATM.