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Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat
Update: McDonald’s is Not to be Messed With
Last Thursday we ran a story (with accompanying video) about a guy that refused to pull forward at the drive through and wait for his grub and thus demanded a refund. Things didn’t go well after that:
After waiting ten minutes I knocked on the drive-thru window and asked for the food or money back. No response. I pulled out of drive-thru, parked my car and entered McDonalds. I patiently waited at the front counter.
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Attention St. Louis! Cakelady is Ruining Our Rants and Raves Section!
If you were wondering why the Rants and Raves section on the St. Louis corner of popular classifieds site Craigslist is filled with postings like: “Why do guys always look at by boobs”, “I Have An Assgasm When I Shove Cake Up My Ass” and “Posh and Donkey’s” its all cakelady’s fault!
Rants and raves used to be a halfway intelligent forum. Not anymore. Now all I see are racist rants (way to make St.
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Get Your Geek on With the Arch Reactor Crew
Some say St. Louis is a real city because we finally have a grocery store downtown, but I say if you want to point to a single item that makes St. Louis a city, we’d pick the fact we are finally getting our very own Hackerspace!
What is a hakerspace? Jesus you’re a n00b. Ok, I’ll humor you.
A hackerspace is a basically a shared space were people can get together and work on projects, show what they know or find some help.
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Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol
Do you ever wish your local government would look each other in the eye at a meeting and decide to put the plot of a lame 80’s movie sequel in to motion? Well its your lucky day Fenton, because your town just emulated Police Academy 4!
From the press release:
The St. Louis County Police Department, West Count Precinct and City of Fenton Precinct will co-host a Citizen Police Academy at the Rockwood Band Meeting Room 1037 Majestic Drive, Fenton, Missouri 63026.
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Schnucks Door Fail
Found on a Schnucks door over the weekend:
St. Louis Rants and Raves: The Pulse of a City
If you are new here, you may not know that we have kind of an obsession with Craiglist’s Missed Connections. Missed Connections are a beautiful mix of angst, confidence, and crazy…but we might have been missing something better…
Dude, Rants and Raves is awesome! We need to catch up, so I present you “The Pulse of a City”:
Where are the street walkers in Granite
never see any their but I hear they are their, where could they be?
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Missed Connections: You Are My Black Sarah Palin
Our tipsters our the best. We might have missed a real classic Craiglist Missed Connections that was quickly flagged off the site, but we didn’t because our tipsters sent it in!
Here it is, in its entirety, for posterity:
You threatened to shoot me at White Castles – m4w – 28 (Florissant)
Hey you beautiful gold teethed Cadillac driving sex machine. Last
night you cut us off in the drive through so we honked at you and you
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Missed Connections: iLove You Apple Store Girl
The Apple Store is a great place. What store has more cool stuff per square inch than the Apple Store? None. The only thing that could possibly make it better would be a cute girl, but what are the chances of finding a cute girl in a computer store…Whhhhaaaaaaa?! Kari at Galleria Apple Store – m4w – 26 (St. Louis)
Holy shit, you’re cute. I could go on and on but I’m already on thin ice posting this thing in the first place.
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Missed Connections: Get Your Nerd Freak On!
Cosplaying geek couple looking for some friends – 23 (South County)
We’re looking for some friends, male or female, who have similar interests to ours.
If you’re the type who goes to midnight movies, goes to conventions (or has always wanted to go to one), or spends hours discussing the intricate details of Star Trek, you’re our type of person!
We’re great people to know if you’ve always wanted to get into costuming or cosplaying and didn’t know how.
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