Blogger Startled by Shockingly Boring Headline

“Woman Startled by Person Outside Her Window“ Real headline from KMOV. While we keep looking for “Woman Burns Hand on Hot Plate After Waiter Told Her It Was Hot” you check out Mr. Block Quote: Belleville Police were called to the 500 block of North 40th Street just after 8 a.m. The resident told police she was sitting in her living room when she heard a noise coming from her bedroom. [Read More]

More Proof that Lesbians Like Tongue

Break-ups. We’ve all been there. At first you’re so pissed off! You just want to go knock over trash cans and kick puppies. I mean, if you just saw her one more time, you’d…well you don’t know what you’d do…but it would be something good, like telling her about that time you rubbed one out in her hand lotion…and mayonnaise…and shampoo bottle…and sock drawer. In a few days you calm down though and decide to just get those feelings out with a note with a cow’s tongue attached. [Read More]

Craigslist: A Love Connection at the New Moon Showing

What’s better than going to see your favorite girl-movie about non-scary flavors of vampires and werewolves at midnight? Going there and falling in love…and then smelling her hair…and following her to her house…and stealing things out of her car. Awww love. New Moon midnight showing – m4w – 27 (Saint Louis, MO) I sat behind you at the midnight showing of New Moon the other night. Me: 6 foot, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. [Read More]