More Proof that Lesbians Like Tongue

Break-ups. We’ve all been there. At first you’re so pissed off! You just want to go knock over trash cans and kick puppies. I mean, if you just saw her one more time, you’d…well you don’t know what you’d do…but it would be something good, like telling her about that time you rubbed one out in her hand lotion…and mayonnaise…and shampoo bottle…and sock drawer. In a few days you calm down though and decide to just get those feelings out with a note with a cow’s tongue attached. [Read More]