Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is

 Posted on October 6, 2009  |  The Editor

Its October, the MLB playoffs are here and the Cardinals are back in them since their World Series winner in 2006, but if you are the one Cardinal fan in St. Louis that doesn’t have cable, any friends or know where a bar is, you are out of luck! Don’t worry though, St. Louis Post Dispatch sport media columnist, Dan Ceasar has your back! None of the Cardinals’ playoff games against National League foes will be on a “free-TV”‘ station. [Read More]
cable  dan ceasar  Entertainment  mlb  playoffs  Sports  tv 

Blind Item: Infidelity and Baseball Played in the Snow?

 Posted on October 5, 2009  |  The Editor

Which Cardinal infielder switched positions and bed mates over the last year or two? We hear that this player has had lots of fun off the diamond without his wife and apparently isn’t at all shy talking about it. This same Cardinal also isn’t shy about the amount of time he and 2 of his young-ish Cardinal teammates play in the “snow”. Maybe all the testing is about ‘roids and not about the party drugs? [Read More]
assholes  cardinals  drugs  infidelity 

Mizzou Forgets How Cell Phones Work

 Posted on October 1, 2009  |  The Editor

So say you are an important guy in some respects and because of that, you have a lot of phone numbers and text messages on your phone. Now say you get a new phone, which all of us seem to do about once a month these days. Wouldn’t you make sure to clear out your old phone before getting rid of it? Of course you would, because you aren’t from 1977, you know what a cell phone is, and you aren’t a moron…or at least a big enough one to think that someone might take a peak in your important by proxy phone! [Read More]
cell phone  mizzou  morons  privacy 

The Rams Continue the Suckfest

 Posted on September 28, 2009  |  The Editor

The Rams lost, again. They are now the team with the longest current losing streak since Detroit actually scraped one together against the Redskins. Its getting pretty nasty over at Rams Park for the new regime and Post Dispatch scribe Bernie Miklasz has the proof on his Twitter feed: Ouch. Its no looking any easier for the Sheep either. Next up are the 49ers, then the Vikings, Jaguars, and Colts. Oh and when if we loose those next four games, the Rams will be 0-17…not in one season of course, but still. [Read More]
football  horrible teams  rams 

We Want A New Cheesy Cardinals Promo!

 Posted on September 28, 2009  |  The Editor

The Cardinals are officially in the playoffs again and after running across this promo from 1992 about 100 years of the Cardinals on YouTube, it got me thinking: Where are the new cheesy promos?! I want to see Pujols and Holiday “playing” the trumpet. I want to see Julio Lugo playing the kettle drums! …maybe Tony throw down some bad dance moves! Oh and one quick shot of Dave Duncan just standing there, arms folded, looking pissed. [Read More]
cardinals  cheesy  promos 

Cardinals Willing to Make a Deal For Postseason Tickets

 Posted on September 23, 2009  |  The Editor

Good news Cardinals fans! Maybe you didn’t win the drawing for the chance to buy Cardinal playoff tickets, but like all good crooked business deals, there is a back door! That’s right, just grease that outstretched Cardinal wing and all of a sudden the tight grip on 2009 playoff tickets might just loosen a bit. Here is what you got on your inbox if you didn’t “win” the chance to buy tickets and thus are right for the extorting: [Read More]
cardinals  playoffs  tickets 

Joe Buck Tells Everyone St. Louis is the Best Sports Town

 Posted on September 22, 2009  |  The Editor

In Joe Bucks new (?) “Buck Shot” online web short series, Buck, after his totally flat “I’m a national sports guy” world series winner call in 2006, has finally come out in favor of St. Louis on a national level! Buck and his crew interview many St. Louis personalities, including not one, but two free 101 ESPN commercials for his friends over there (Read: Randy K.). Here’s the clip: Not bad. [Read More]
buck shot  hbo  joe buck 

Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

 Posted on September 18, 2009  |  The Editor

Kyle Turley was traded to the St. Louis Rams in March of 2003, which seemed to set in to motion a series of crazy crap for Turley: injuries, a battle with then head coach Mike Martz and then more injuries that resulted in him leaving the Rams and having a short stint with the cross-state Chiefs. What’s Turley up to now though? Music. Country music. Good country music. [Editor’s Note: You have no idea how hard that was for us to write that! [Read More]
country  football  kyle turley  music  rams 

Rams Still Suck

 Posted on September 14, 2009  |  The Editor

In case you couldn’t hear through the buzz, the Rams still suck. Jeff Gordon said it well on his blog post: The Rams have a new upper management team and a new head coach. Most of their assistant coaches are new, too, as are roughly half the players on their opening roster. But the Rams have the same old problems. The Rams started the 2009 season by making a slew of mental, physical and emotional mistakes on both sides of the ball. [Read More]
football  rams  Sports  sucking