No, No One Knows Who David Freese Is

 Posted on December 17, 2009  |  The Editor

Heard this from a reliable source close to the arresting officer that ended Cardinal 3rd baseman David Freese’s mobile kegger last weekend: When Freese was stopped he pulled the “Do you know who I am?!” routine! Seriously. Here’s a note to all you “St. Louis Celebs,” when your ass is in the fryer, and you ask “Do you know who I am!?” its a douche move even if you are Albert Pujols, but its a whole crazy new level of douche to do it when you are basically a minor league third baseman that has had a cup of coffee in the bigs and his only real skill of power seemingly evaporate like that little bit of foam left in a keg cup. [Read More]
baseball  david freese  douche  morons 

Steven Jackson Loves Ernest Movies

 Posted on December 16, 2009  |  The Editor

We love it!

Rams running back Steven Jackson tweeted out his love for “Ernest Saves Christmas” while hanging out at teammate Mike Karney’s house last night:

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Do we love this so much because we can’t think of a better celebrity pairing than Steven Jackson and the late Jim Varney, or just because its nice to know SJ39 can take a moment and forget what team he plays for?

Answer: Both.

ernest  football  movies  nfl  steven jackson 

The Rams Release Problem Child Richie Incognito

 Posted on December 16, 2009  |  The Editor

Yesterday afternoon, ole “Coach Spags” of our St. Louis Rams finally found what we all were hoping he would some day: His balls. Finally after costing us a tons of penalty yards and being a general douche for pretty much the whole time he was here, the Rams cut Richie Incognito. Let him have it Coach! Tell this punk he’s outa here! “As with all other personnel moves, this is what we felt was in the best interest of the team at this time,” said Spagnuolo. [Read More]
douche bag  football  nfl  rams  richie incognito 

Steven Jackson is Tired.

 Posted on December 14, 2009  |  The Editor

47-7 What could be called nothing other than a whoopin’, the Rams got dropped by the Titans yesterday. Once again we go to the only player that’s worth a damn on the Rams, Steve Jackson. Steven, since being the only offensive weapon on the Rams all season, you’ve had pretty much every member of your opposition’s defense up your ass every Sunday, yet you are fighting through the pain and putting up amazing numbers. [Read More]

Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge

 Posted on December 14, 2009  |  The Editor

Joe Strauss is reporting on STLToday.com that Cardinals third basemen, and the current leader to be the starter there come spring has been arrested on a DWI charge in Maryland Heights Cardinals third baseman David Freese was arrested in St. Louis County early Saturday morning on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, Maryland Heights police confirmed Sunday. Maryland Heights police did not make available an incident report Sunday, but sources familiar with the case confirmed Freese was arrested in the early-morning hours. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  david freese  dwi 

Would You Want Mike Martz to Come Back to the Rams?

 Posted on December 7, 2009  |  The Editor

One of Punching Kitty’s favorite sports columnists, Bernie Miklasz, has a great article up on STLToday.com about former Rams coach and perennial news lightning rod Mike Martz. After stops in Detroit and San Francisco, Mad Mike is cooling his x and o’s marker as a TV analysts, but he clearly still yearns for a coaching job. Martz, 58, hopes for a second chance at being a head coach, or even a coordinator, but recognizes the trends work against him. [Read More]
bernie miklasz  mike martz  rams 

Ballpark Village to Stay Equivalent of High School Parking Lot

 Posted on December 4, 2009  |  The Editor

A sweet softball field and a parking lot. That’s the awesome action going on next to Busch Stadium right now, and its here to stay for a little while. Go St. Louis! Don’t expect to see the Ballpark Village site humming with construction next summer. The site, which is now home to a softball field and parking lot, will almost certainly look the same during the 2010 baseball season, said Bill DeWitt III, president of the St. [Read More]
ballpark village  cardinals 

Steven Jackson is Pissed

 Posted on December 2, 2009  |  The Editor

Poor Steven Jackson. Its been a rough year already for the Rams running back, but this week in particular has been hard. First the Rams seemingly regress and lose a winnable game to the woeful Seahawks. During which SJ39 had to set Seahawks rookie Aaron Curry straight. Don’t you step to SJ39! Don’t do it! …I’m warning you! …aw! …now you gone done it. Its on! “Some guys don’t know how to be pros and I feel he has not learned that yet,” Jackson told 101 ESPN St. [Read More]