Heard this from a reliable source close to the arresting officer that ended Cardinal 3rd baseman David Freese’s mobile kegger last weekend:

When Freese was stopped he pulled the “Do you know who I am?!” routine!

Seriously.

Here’s a note to all you “St. Louis Celebs,” when your ass is in the fryer, and you ask “Do you know who I am!?” its a douche move even if you are Albert Pujols, but its a whole crazy new level of douche to do it when you are basically a minor league third baseman that has had a cup of coffee in the bigs and his only real skill of power seemingly evaporate like that little bit of foam left in a keg cup.

We love it!

Rams running back Steven Jackson tweeted out his love for “Ernest Saves Christmas” while hanging out at teammate Mike Karney’s house last night:

Yesterday afternoon, ole “Coach Spags” of our St. Louis Rams finally found what we all were hoping he would some day: His balls.

Finally after costing us a tons of penalty yards and being a general douche for pretty much the whole time he was here, the Rams cut Richie Incognito.

Let him have it Coach!  Tell this punk he’s outa here!

The one on the right is David Freese…just saying.  He isn’t very famous and doesn’t have any distinctive facial hair.

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What could be called nothing other than a whoopin’, the Rams got dropped by the Titans yesterday. Once again we go to the only player that’s worth a damn on the Rams, Steve Jackson.

Steven, since being the only offensive weapon on the Rams all season, you’ve had pretty much every member of your opposition’s defense up your ass every Sunday, yet  you are fighting through the pain and putting up amazing numbers. The real question is, after all that work, how does a kick in the jimmy like the Titan’s game make you feel?

Joe Strauss is reporting on STLToday.com that Cardinals third basemen, and the current leader to be the starter there come spring has been arrested on a DWI charge in Maryland Heights

Cardinals third baseman David Freese was arrested in St. Louis County early Saturday morning on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, Maryland Heights police confirmed Sunday.

Maryland Heights police did not make available an incident report Sunday, but sources familiar with the case confirmed Freese was arrested in the early-morning hours.

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One of Punching Kitty’s favorite sports columnists, Bernie Miklasz, has a great article up on STLToday.com about former Rams coach and perennial news lightning rod Mike Martz.  After stops in Detroit and San Francisco, Mad Mike is cooling his x and o’s marker as a TV analysts, but he clearly still yearns for a coaching job.

Martz, 58, hopes for a second chance at being a head coach, or even a coordinator, but recognizes the trends work against him. Owners have been hiring younger, less-expensive head coaches. And those young coaches don’t always want to bring in opinionated, high-profile coordinators.

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A sweet softball field and a parking lot.  That’s the awesome action going on next to Busch Stadium right now, and its here to stay for a little while.

Go St. Louis!

Don’t expect to see the Ballpark Village site humming with construction next summer. The site, which is now home to a softball field and parking lot, will almost certainly look the same during the 2010 baseball season, said Bill DeWitt III, president of the St. Louis Cardinals.

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Poor Steven Jackson.  Its been a rough year already for the Rams running back, but this week in particular has been hard.

First the Rams seemingly regress and lose a winnable game to the woeful Seahawks.  During which SJ39 had to set Seahawks rookie Aaron Curry straight.  Don’t you step to SJ39!  Don’t do it!  …I’m warning you!  …aw!  …now you gone done it.  Its on!

No surprise here.

Still worried about Holliday?  Don’t.  Worry about Pujols, the future $30 million dollar man.

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