Old Guy Robs Bank

 Posted on January 27, 2010  |  The Editor

On Monday the Reliance Bank off of Olive in St. Louis County. Here’s a shot of the action: The cops believe that the suspect is a man in his 50s wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket. But thats probably because they have a freaking picture of an older guy in the bank holding a gun wearing a cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket. Nice work. The suspect is either him or the lady in pink, but she doesn’t seem to be all that in to the money and she’s not holding a gun. [Read More]
gun  old guy  robbery 

Molester to be Released, but He Has a Funny Name So That Helps

 Posted on January 26, 2010  |  The Editor

“Dancing Danny” used to hang out in teen clubs dancing it up all night. Now most would think a middle-aged man dancing the night away in a club for teens is perfectly normal and not molesterly at all, but wouldn’t you know it that Danny had to ruin it for the rest of them by going ahead and cupping a few of them. In 1997, Danny Ray Schwab was convicted of molesting 22 young boys and sentenced to 40 years in prison. [Read More]
danny schwab  molester  strangers 

Moron Freaks Out at a Kansas City McDonalds

 Posted on January 13, 2010  |  The Editor

Alesha McMullen has been charged with Class D felony property damage after freaking out in a Kansas City McDonalds after she was displeased with the service and food she had received. McMullen threw numerous objects over the counter at employees, knocked over both registers and completely disregarded those “Wet Floor” signs. All the damage came to about $3,000 in total. Oh, and because I love you…there’s video! No word yet as to why a related video to this on YouTube concerns Fresh Prince star Alfonso Ribeiro. [Read More]
crazy  freakout  mcdonalds 

Fredericktown Police Captain Likes Little Boys, Little Boys Not Big Fans of Him

 Posted on January 8, 2010  |  The Editor

A Fredericktown, MO police captain and local Boy Scoutmaster has been busted for being…you’ll never guess…a sexual predator! Three cheers for stereotypes! Kenneth Tomlinson II, 42, a police captain in Fredericktown and Boy Scout leader, has admitted having sex with young boys and destroying videotapes he made of the sex, court records show. After 16 counts of sodomy involving two boys, ages 12 and 14, Tomlinson should be ready for a little sodomy of his own, but first the worst punishment of all… [Read More]
boy scouts  cop  pedobear  pedophile 

Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug

 Posted on January 5, 2010  |  The Editor

Oh you crazy Illinois people! Seems like every place in Illinois not named Chicago is like one big nasty strip club fight. Take this classy, might be about to cry or laugh, I’m not sure, lady on the right here. She said to herself: “Brain, I really want to bash this other broad on the head. But what can I use…hmm…what. can. I. use. What is readily available in a bar that I can use to bludgeon someone…hello! [Read More]
beating  illinois  mug 

St. Louis is Looking For 24 of You, and It Will Find You

 Posted on January 4, 2010  |  The Editor

According to the Globe-Democrat, managed to kill 24 less people in 2009 than in 2008. The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department reported there were 143 homicides recorded in the city for 2009. That’s 24 fewer than the 167 homicides reported in the city during 2008. Police departments record crimes such as homicides that become part of the FBI’s Uniform Crime statistics 24 of you got away…and St. Louis pissed. You think you’re going to get away with this? [Read More]
2009  murder  photoshop  social issues 

Nelly Offers Reward for Information About His Burglary

 Posted on December 29, 2009  |  The Editor

The Globe-Democrat is reporting that rap star and native St. Louisan Nelly is offering a $10,000 for information that leads to the arrest of the men that broke in to his home a few weeks ago. Please note the fine print. Nelly is offering a $10,000 reward in addition to the CrimeStoppers reward for information that leads to the felony arrest (not arrest and conviction) of the person or people responsible for the burglary to his Wildwood home. [Read More]
burglary  nelly  reward 

Stolen Cars in North City Come With Free Bullets!

 Posted on December 28, 2009  |  The Editor

So you’re a thug ok? You see a car idling on the street, and you think. “Wow, doesn’t get much easier than this!” So you hop in and start to drive away. And then you get shot “several times” and die. Its like the damn wild west in North St. Louis! An 18-year-old north St. Louis man was fatally wounded Sunday as he attempted to steal a truck. It happened near Baden around 10 a. [Read More]
death  north city  stolen cars 

Marquicio Johnson Makes Last Minute Shot at Mug Shot of the Year

 Posted on December 24, 2009  |  The Editor

Although he looks like a stand-up gentleman, turns out Marquicio Johnson here likes to beat the crap out of little girls. So much so, that he stops in the middle of getting his hair did to whoop a little girl. Good guy. The great-aunt’s boyfriend, Marquicio Johnson, 33, was supposed to be watching the child while his girlfriend, a nurse, was working the overnight, 11 p.m.-7 a.m. shift at a Chesterfield nursing home. [Read More]
horrible people  mugshot 

Ryan Huff Pleads Guilty

 Posted on December 22, 2009  |  The Editor

The saga of former KFNS producer Ryan Huff gets closer to the end. We got an anonymous tip last night to our tip line (314-266-TIPS) telling us that Huff had in fact plead guilty to the charges. Sure enough, after searching through a few sites we found an extremely small blurb on STLToday that had this to say about the 25 year old Huff: Ryan A. Huff, 25, pleaded guilty in federal court here Tuesday to felony charges of enticement of a child, receipt of child pornography, transfer of obscene materials to a minor, and production and possession of child porn. [Read More]
molester  ryan huff