Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug

Oh you crazy Illinois people!

Seems like every place in Illinois not named Chicago is like one big nasty strip club fight.  Take this classy, might be about to cry or laugh, I’m not sure, lady on the right here.  She said to herself:

“Brain, I really want to bash this other broad on the head. But what can I use…hmm…what. can. I. use.  What is readily available in a bar that I can use to bludgeon someone…hello!  Mug!  Ha. Figures, right under my nose!  Well anyway, I got to go try to kill this lovely lady but when I get back brain I’m going to continue to kill you with cheap beer and meth.”

From the Globe-Democrat

Police allege that Schnarr hit the woman in the head with a glass mug at Maedge’s Restaurant, 709 East Main Street in Alhambra. The woman, whose name has not been released, was taken to a hospital. Schnarr fled the scene.

Police later arrested Schnarr at her home in Livingston.

Schnarr is being held in the Madison County jail on $10,000 bond.

That lady was lucky though.  If it was Octoberfest she would have been dead.