Sexy Mugshot: James Watkins, Cock Snatcher

 Posted on February 17, 2010  |  The Editor

42 year old James Watkins was arrested last weekend for stealing roosters in order to have his own private cock fights. According to Captain Brad Wells, Chief of Detectives for the Madison County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to the 3300 V.F.W. Lane around 7:50 a.m. Saturday in response to a reported disturbance. When they arrived at the home of James T. Watkins, deputies noticed blood and feathers in the living room. [Read More]
cock fighting  Collinsville  rooster 

Secretary Embezzles From Employer, Apparently Has Never Seen Psycho

 Posted on February 15, 2010  |  The Editor

We were a bit shocked when we saw this news. Do secretaries really think just busting out the ole company checkbook and writing some checks to themselves seem like a good idea still? Andrea Wild wrote some signed checks from her employer to pay her own personal expenses, including utility bills, home mortgage, credit card bills and car loan payments, according to the indictment. She also allegedly wrote some checks directly to herself. [Read More]
embezzle  psycho  secretary 

Some Dude Made His Meth in a Sonic

 Posted on February 12, 2010  |  The Editor

The manager of the Cape Girardeau Sonic has copped to the fact that he was cooking meth in his restaurant. The former manager of a Sonic restaurant in Cape Girardeau has pleaded guilty to attempting to manufacture methamphetamine at the restaurant. The Southeast Missourian reported that 27-year-old Dennie Bratcher also pleaded guilty Tuesday to second-degree burglary. Sentencing is March 16. Those Sonic’s are pretty small, so my first question is where exactly was he making his meth. [Read More]
cape girardeau  drugs  meth  sonic 

Steven Jackson Cleared Criminally: Lack of Evidence!

 Posted on February 10, 2010  |  The Editor

Rams running back / the only player that matters had some of the weight lifted off his shoulders as the Las Vegas police have dropped the investigation in to the claims of his former girlfriend that he beat her while she was nine months pregnant. Investigators found insufficient evidence that Jackson, 26, attacked Supriya Harris of Mableton, Ga., in March 2009, Las Vegas police Officer Barbara Morgan said. “Our investigation is complete,” said Morgan, a department spokeswoman. [Read More]
court  steven jackson 

Hey Look a Drug House!

 Posted on February 5, 2010  |  The Editor

Starting now, if you are arrested for selling drugs out of your home in Belleville, IL you will have a sign posted out in front of your house alerting the rest of the neighborhood…or letting the 14 year old white kid down the street know that he doesn’t have to buy his pot in the highschool parking lot after all. Belleville individuals who are arrested for selling drugs out of their home will now have signs posted near their residence to alert their neighbors, according to the Belleville Police Department. [Read More]
belleville  drugs  police 

Couple Steals Haitian Donation Jar, Probably Are Really Nice People Normally Though

 Posted on February 3, 2010  |  The Editor

A Liberty, MO Culver’s had a donation jar on the counter for helping the Haitians. What a lovely idea right? Well some couple stole it. Liberty police are looking for a couple who took a donation can intended for Haiti earthquake relief from a restaurant. A video shows the couple putting their bags of food on either side of the can, picking it up and walking out the door. Can you believe this? [Read More]
culvers  donations  haiti 

Guy Robs Clayton Bank, Gets Caught Across the Street at Hospital

 Posted on February 2, 2010  |  The Editor

A guy robs a Clayton bank by slipping the teller a note and grabbing a sack of money (I’m assuming it was one of those with a dollar sign on it). He then proceeds to walk across the street, in broad daylight, with tons of witnesses. He was followed by the cops and was arrested on the first floor of the hospital with little trouble. What? From STLToday: The 39-year-old St. [Read More]
bank  choose your own adventure  clayton  robbery  space vampires 

If You Never Got Your Package of Coke, Its at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office

 Posted on January 29, 2010  |  The Editor

You know that package with the baggie of cocaine you were expecting? Well it was accidentally delivered to the Franklin County Assessor’s Office. The Union Police Department was contacted Thursday afternoon after a mysterious powdery substance turned up at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office from a Pacific resident. The powdery substance turned out to be a controlled substance. This story gets better, because apparently the Assessor isn’t exactly hip to the jive. [Read More]
cocaine  drugs  franklin county  morons 

Steve Jackson Responds to Claims He Knocked Around a Knocked-Up Broad

 Posted on January 29, 2010  |  The Editor

Steven Jackson has responded to the heinous charges by his ex-girlfriend and mother of his son to TMZ: The St. Louis Rams running back just released a statement to TMZ saying, “It’s disheartening that I have to address any alleged allegations 10 months later, but I have read the accusations made by Supriya Harris, and they are untrue.” Jackson continued, “The accusations are especially hurtful because those who truly know me know that those actions would be out of character for me. [Read More]
Crime  Sports  steven jackson 

Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend!

Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend!

 Posted on January 28, 2010  |  The Editor

TMZ is reporting that there has been a claim filed in Las Vegas against the Rams All-Pro running back stating that during a 2009 argument… “Steven became enraged and pushed me to the ground, repeatedly.” “forcibly grabbed my arm and flung me against the door. I was crying and trying to protect my stomach from the blows, as I was 9 mos pregnant.” and “continued to shove me against the door until his nephew … interceded and yelled, ‘uncle, she has a baby, stop. [Read More]
beating  Crime  nfl  steven jackson