Man Made Two Kids Look at His Old Junk at Goodwill. By Junk We Mean Penis.

 Posted on December 22, 2010  |  The Editor

Two children got a little more than used coats at the Fairview Heights Goodwill store earlier this year…apparently there was a sale on trouser snakes this past October. A registered sex offender from St. Louis was charged Tuesday with two counts of sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly exposing himself to two children inside the Fairview Heights Goodwill Store, according to the St. Clair County state’s attorney. Jeffrey Hudacek, 42, is accused of committing the acts on Oct. [Read More]
goodwill  pedophile  pervert 

Mug Shot: Derp! Me Likey the Kiddies!

 Posted on October 25, 2010  |  The Editor

Scott Simmons, a 46 year old man from Alton, Illinois has been arrested after “hundreds of files” of kiddie p0rn were found on his computer. KMOV didn’t say how the child pornography was found, but after looking at his mugshot he probably either took it in to a Best Buy to get it fixed and forgot to change his little boy in the Donald Duck outfit wallpaper or simply ran around Alton yelling “Me likey the kiddies! [Read More]
alton  child pornography  pervert 

Alton Pervert Not Doing a Good Job Hiding It

 Posted on July 9, 2010  |  The Editor

Scott Pyle, 50, was arrested and charged with inappropriate contact with a minor after a report from a mother who claimed Pyle sexually assaulted her daughter at his home in February. When they asked for proof, the mother just showed them a picture of Pyle…the police deemed his overt creepiness enough for an arrest. The Alton police are also working on trying to charge Pyle with a number of other creepy unsolved crimes like being that guy that stands too close to you on the empty elevator or being the uncle that hugs your girlfriend a little longer than he should. [Read More]
pervert  scott pyle 

Um Your Thumb Drive is Poking Me in the Back. Oh Wait. It’s Your Penis.

 Posted on April 29, 2010  |  The Editor

Let us set the scene… You’re working away on your term paper at your campus computer lab. Its cold in here, and why do all computer labs always smell like this? On top of that, where the hell do you even go to buy an orange plastic chair? Weird. It’s getting hot in here now. Damn! Really hot. Its like the air vent is blowing hot air right on the back of my neck. [Read More]
computer lab  penis  pervert  sex crime  umsl 

Shocker: Creepy Looking Guy Turns Out to Be Total Molester

 Posted on April 21, 2010  |  The Editor

I’m not sure how many sleep-over age girls we have as readers, but here’s a tip for them anyway. If every time you ask your Dad “Can I have my friend sleep over tonight?” and he says “Yeah! Totally! Invite some more friends actually! I have plenty of pillows for a fight, and tons of NyQuil laid out downstairs next to the video camera I don’t ever leave on. Oh that light? [Read More]
pedophile  pervert  sleepover 

Youth Leader Likes Kids…I Mean Really Likes Kids

 Posted on February 25, 2010  |  The Editor

You know what’s great about church youth groups? Um…wait I can think of something…there’s um…crap, there has to be something…oh I know! There’s very little chance of being recorded when you wake up on a group camp-out in your tent and decide to rub a quick one out and have it ended up online. A Collinsville, IL church youth group leader is facing charges for possessing and…yup…creating child pornography. Joseph Emil Klug was the leader of the Royal Rangers, a youth group that is for boys of grade school and high school age. [Read More]
church  Collinsville  pervert  pornography  youth group 

Wait You Can’t Pay For Your Lemonade With Penis?

 Posted on July 28, 2009  |  The Editor

My man on the right there is about as sick as he is stupid. You see ole Rodney Swank was driving his truck down the road in his home town of O’Fallon MO on Octobor 4th of last year, when he saw a lemonade stand being run by 8 or 9, I’m assuming adorable, little girls. Swank then decided it would be a good idea to pull over and expose himself to the young entrepreneurs. [Read More]
lemonade  ofallon  pervert  rodney swank