You see ole Rodney Swank was driving his truck down the road in his home town of O’Fallon MO on Octobor 4th of last year, when he saw a lemonade stand being run by 8 or 9, I’m assuming adorable, little girls. Swank then decided it would be a good idea to pull over and expose himself to the young entrepreneurs. Shockingly the girls ran away.
Now we agree with Swank that October is a little late in the year for a lemonade stand, but we don’t think it deserves a shot of a old mustachioed man’s wang.
Today Swank was found guilty of four counts of felony sexual misconduct and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
No word yet on whether or not Swank ever got that lemonade.