Wait You Can’t Pay For Your Lemonade With Penis?

My man on the right there is about as sick as he is stupid.

You see ole Rodney Swank was driving his truck down the road in his home town of O’Fallon MO on Octobor 4th of last year, when he saw a lemonade stand being run by 8 or 9, I’m assuming adorable, little girls.  Swank then decided it would be a good idea to pull over and expose himself to the young entrepreneurs.  Shockingly the girls ran away.

Now we agree with Swank that October is a little late in the year for a lemonade stand, but we don’t think it deserves a shot of a old mustachioed man’s wang.

Today Swank was found guilty of four counts of felony sexual misconduct and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

No word yet on whether or not Swank ever got that lemonade.