SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick

Well, let’s do this CIS style: The clues: Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25 Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night’s game. Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla – you’re out. Penis status: circumcised (I’m looking at you, Ike Davis) Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies [Read More]

Um Your Thumb Drive is Poking Me in the Back. Oh Wait. It’s Your Penis.

Let us set the scene… You’re working away on your term paper at your campus computer lab. Its cold in here, and why do all computer labs always smell like this? On top of that, where the hell do you even go to buy an orange plastic chair? Weird. It’s getting hot in here now. Damn! Really hot. Its like the air vent is blowing hot air right on the back of my neck. [Read More]

St. Louis Dudes Have the 10th Biggest Wangs in America

That’s right! 10th! …and the best part is, this is finally a good list to be on! Now if you’ll excuse us… Hey Boston, where you at? Oh 15. That’s cute I guess…glad you barely made the list…it’s probably a “nice” size which we both know means its small. Kansas City! Looking good out there not even ranking in the top 15, its cool though, we hear fat chicks will take just about anything. [Read More]