SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick

So the Cardinals got no-hit last night by the Mets…which sucks…and it’s even bigger news than a “regular” no-hitter since it’s the first one ever for the Mets, so it’s all over the news…which sucks more.

Sliver lining: While interviewing today’s Mets’ piture about the no-hitter, Mets channel SNY accidentally broadcast a full set of dick and balls.

Here’s the screenshot as uploaded to Reddit by “pminkin” earlier today (which we’ve edited by drawing a cartoon dick over the actual dick…not R.A. Dickey, he’s suitable for broadcast, just the penis.):

By the looks of this photo neither of the Dickeys are all that excited about the no-hitter. Geez. You’d think you’d show a little team pride and get pumped up a little!

If you’re dying to see the unedited thing, click here. Don’t worry we won’t tell anyone you clicked to take a peek.

via Reddit

Update: thedeejus added this investigation to the comments on the Reddit post. Not entirely scientific, but it’s a better guess that we could come up with on the owner of the photo-bombing penis:

Well, let’s do this CIS style:

The clues:

Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25

Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night’s game.

Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla – you’re out.

Penis status: circumcised (I’m looking at you, Ike Davis)

Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies

Height: Unknown, BUT we can see that the top of his penis stands at precisely 5.5 blue bricks from the ground, less 5 x 1 inch = 5 inches for the caulk (heh) between the bricks. Assuming these are painted cinder blocks, which run 8 x 8 x 16 inches, we can infer that his hips are 39 inches from the ground. The top of my own penis stands 36.5 inches from the ground, and at 5’11”, that runs at a ratio of 51.4% of my height. Extrapolating that ratio to 39 inches, our penissy pal likely stands approximately 6’3 and 3/4″.

Handedness: Left (in the video, the player can be seen to be carrying a towel in his left hand, and his right hand to be empty).

Discussion: We have on our hands a left-handed, caucasian, 6’4″ circumcised player from Friday night’s game.

Conclusion: The only caucasian, unmarried, left-handed throwing player from last night’s game was Ike Davis, who is unmarried, stands 6’4″ and is Jewish (i.e., likely circumcised).


Update #2: Deadspin has the actual aired video clip.