SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick

Well, let’s do this CIS style: The clues: Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25 Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night’s game. Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla – you’re out. Penis status: circumcised (I’m looking at you, Ike Davis) Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies [Read More]