Um Your Thumb Drive is Poking Me in the Back. Oh Wait. It’s Your Penis.

Let us set the scene… You’re working away on your term paper at your campus computer lab. Its cold in here, and why do all computer labs always smell like this? On top of that, where the hell do you even go to buy an orange plastic chair? Weird. It’s getting hot in here now. Damn! Really hot. Its like the air vent is blowing hot air right on the back of my neck. [Read More]