Alton Pervert Not Doing a Good Job Hiding It

Scott Pyle, 50, was arrested and charged with inappropriate contact with a minor after a report from a mother who claimed Pyle sexually assaulted her daughter at his home in February.

When they asked for proof, the mother just showed them a picture of Pyle…the police deemed his overt creepiness enough for an arrest.

The Alton police are also working on trying to charge Pyle with a number of other creepy unsolved crimes like being that guy that stands too close to you on the empty elevator or being the uncle that hugs your girlfriend a little longer than he should.

Also the fact that Pyle’s not wearing any pants in this mugshot should be of little surprise.

via KSDK