This one really doesn’t need my commentary.  It can stand on its own…and not just because the guy the little slut is looking for is apparently rocking a kick-stand:

I sucked your BIG DICK at the Club 2 years ago – m4m – 23 (Club Stl)

You were tall, dark hair, in shape, goodlooking, muscles, and a BIG DICK. You tried to fuck me but I ended up sucking you instead. Just seeing if you were still in the area. I was/a young, baby face. 5’10, 165, and couldnt believe how big you were.

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Lets see if we can decode this one together…but I’m going to warn you, this one is really going to be tough: (link)

dodge my balls – m4w (webster)

and don’t kick me, blue! you should know who you are and what we were doing!

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You know what?  I’ve got nothing.  Good luck you crazy kids, here’s hoping you hook up.

Well, that one was just too crazy…lets try another: (link)

PunchingKitty is scanning Craigslist again and here’s what we found!

My Illinois lover – w4m – 40 (your bed)

I had a great time with you, and hope that this is more than a physical relationship . . . because I want it all, and I want it with you. I can’t wait to be in your arms again, waking up next to you was wonderful.

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Location: “Your Bed”  Damn baby.  Anyway, if this dude does actually find this (he won’t) do you really think that this “lets come on really strong and mention ‘wanting it all’ and talk of spooning’ plan is going to work (it won’t)?

The fun never stops over at the St. Louis corner of everyone’s favorite hooker directory, Craigslist.  We start off the week with two interesting Missed Connections.  The common thread?  Fellas demonstrating some interesting techniques with the ladies…

Mekong, 3am, I pushed you off the booth – m4w (Mekong)

I just wanted to say “that I am so sorry”. I didnt mean to push you off the booth last night. I felt like such an ass. I totally deserved it when you punched me in the face. Once again. Sorry. [Source]

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As found on stlouis.Craiglist.org [ Direct Link ]:

What’s the worst thing ever? A FAT FEMALE BOSS

These bitches see a hot young girl like myself walk into their office and suddenly they can’t remember how to conduct a civil interview.

The first fat bitch comes in with a food stain on her shirt. Totally unprofessional. She didn’t give a shit about the interview so I didnt either. The next one (her boss) also old, fat and nasty – i might as well have walked out of the room before the thing even started. I hope you big, fat, cowardly wastes of space on this earth get diabetes from your heaviness and cancer from your cigarettes. you both reaked of them!!

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An actual St. Louis Craigslist “Missed Connection” [link]:

You were giving a BJ at Rockwood Reservations – m4w (Eureka MO)

I pulled up beside you at Rockwoods Reservation and you were giving another gentleman a BJ in the car. I did not see you at first, but I guess when you were finished you popped your head up gave him a kiss goodbye and then got into your own car. You looked over at me with a blushed face and smiled and drove away. If you remember what color my car was email me.

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