Craigslist: I Sucked Your…

This one really doesn’t need my commentary. It can stand on its own…and not just because the guy the little slut is looking for is apparently rocking a kick-stand: I sucked your BIG DICK at the Club 2 years ago – m4m – 23 (Club Stl) You were tall, dark hair, in shape, goodlooking, muscles, and a BIG DICK. You tried to fuck me but I ended up sucking you instead. [Read More]

Today’s Missed Connection: Dodge My Balls

Lets see if we can decode this one together…but I’m going to warn you, this one is really going to be tough: (link) dodge my balls – m4w (webster) and don’t kick me, blue! you should know who you are and what we were doing! … You know what? I’ve got nothing. Good luck you crazy kids, here’s hoping you hook up. Well, that one was just too crazy…lets try another: (link) [Read More]

Ladies Night on St. Louis Craigslist

PunchingKitty is scanning Craigslist again and here’s what we found! My Illinois lover – w4m – 40 (your bed) I had a great time with you, and hope that this is more than a physical relationship . . . because I want it all, and I want it with you. I can’t wait to be in your arms again, waking up next to you was wonderful. Link Location: “Your Bed” Damn baby. [Read More]

STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand

The fun never stops over at the St. Louis corner of everyone’s favorite hooker directory, Craigslist. We start off the week with two interesting Missed Connections. The common thread? Fellas demonstrating some interesting techniques with the ladies… Mekong, 3am, I pushed you off the booth – m4w (Mekong) I just wanted to say “that I am so sorry”. I didnt mean to push you off the booth last night. I felt like such an ass. [Read More]

The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On

The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On
As found on stlouis.Craiglist.org [ Direct Link ]: What’s the worst thing ever? A FAT FEMALE BOSS These bitches see a hot young girl like myself walk into their office and suddenly they can’t remember how to conduct a civil interview. The first fat bitch comes in with a food stain on her shirt. Totally unprofessional. She didn’t give a shit about the interview so I didnt either. The next one (her boss) also old, fat and nasty – i might as well have walked out of the room before the thing even started. [Read More]

To the Chick Going Down on Some Dude in Eureka…

To the Chick Going Down on Some Dude in Eureka…
An actual St. Louis Craigslist “Missed Connection” [link]: You were giving a BJ at Rockwood Reservations – m4w (Eureka MO) I pulled up beside you at Rockwoods Reservation and you were giving another gentleman a BJ in the car. I did not see you at first, but I guess when you were finished you popped your head up gave him a kiss goodbye and then got into your own car. [Read More]