Lets see if we can decode this one together…but I’m going to warn you, this one is really going to be tough: (link)

dodge my balls – m4w (webster)

and don’t kick me, blue! you should know who you are and what we were doing!

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You know what?  I’ve got nothing.  Good luck you crazy kids, here’s hoping you hook up.

Well, that one was just too crazy…lets try another: (link)