And the Crown Goes To…! A Pageant Retrospective in Jaw Distension

Tonight, 52 lovely contestants will be competing for the crown of “Miss America 2009” and I, for one, cannot wait. The event is broadcast live and I admit it – I don’t watch for the beautiful dresses or the always eloquent Q&A period. No, every year, I find myself holding my breath, half-hoping that one of the girls will fall flat on her face, a la Rachael Smith at the 2007 Miss Universe Pageant. [Read More]

STLDrunks.com Captures Example of “Ugly Friend” in the Wild

“Ugly Friend” (noun): the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. She is always left alone and is very angry about it. When given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.  You literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.  Example: Sara is a real ugly friend. [Read More]

The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On

As found on stlouis.Craiglist.org [ Direct Link ]: What’s the worst thing ever? A FAT FEMALE BOSS These bitches see a hot young girl like myself walk into their office and suddenly they can’t remember how to conduct a civil interview. The first fat bitch comes in with a food stain on her shirt. Totally unprofessional. She didn’t give a shit about the interview so I didnt either. The next one (her boss) also old, fat and nasty – i might as well have walked out of the room before the thing even started. [Read More]

What the Hell Was Going on @ F15teen This Weekend?

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  What the hell was going on at F15teen this weekend?  <a href="http://pictures.stldrunks.com/thumbnails.php?album=596&page=1">STLDrunks.com</a> has the photos above and plenty more, but I have no idea what the deal was.  At the surface, it seems like a regular bikini content, but some of these picture lead me to believe otherwise&#8230;
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  Was anyone there?
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