And the Crown Goes To…! A Pageant Retrospective in Jaw Distension

And the Crown Goes To…! A Pageant Retrospective in Jaw Distension
Tonight, 52 lovely contestants will be competing for the crown of “Miss America 2009” and I, for one, cannot wait. The event is broadcast live and I admit it – I don’t watch for the beautiful dresses or the always eloquent Q&A period. No, every year, I find myself holding my breath, half-hoping that one of the girls will fall flat on her face, a la Rachael Smith at the 2007 Miss Universe Pageant. [Read More]

The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On

The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On
As found on stlouis.Craiglist.org [ Direct Link ]: What’s the worst thing ever? A FAT FEMALE BOSS These bitches see a hot young girl like myself walk into their office and suddenly they can’t remember how to conduct a civil interview. The first fat bitch comes in with a food stain on her shirt. Totally unprofessional. She didn’t give a shit about the interview so I didnt either. [Read More]

What the Hell Was Going on @ F15teen This Weekend?

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  What the hell was going on at F15teen this weekend?  <a href="http://pictures.stldrunks.com/thumbnails.php?album=596&page=1">STLDrunks.com</a> has the photos above and plenty more, but I have no idea what the deal was.  At the surface, it seems like a regular bikini content, but some of these picture lead me to believe otherwise&#8230;
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  Was anyone there?
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